Lucifer: *enters The Hotel*

Animo: What are your pronouns?

Kevin: What's a pronoun?

Animo: Indicative of, but not equivalent to, your gender identity

Kevin: Stop swearing at me

Animo: Can I refer to you as he/him?

Kevin: But I'm Kevin

Animo: TENNYSONS, WHAT ARE THE EMO ONE'S PRONOUNS?

Gwen: We usually just use he/him for him. He doesn't really care though

#fuck or die

content warning: #major character death

i thought of an au where bill cipher gets reformed in a similar way to discord mlp, where he still stays mischevious, but isnt purely evil!!

be ready for more from this silly au:]] i call it Reformed Bill!

Bucky: I've been order to take you in.

Clint: usually im all up for being tied up by a handsome mysterious man, but the hydra part...kinda of a buzz kill.

Bucky: they warned me that you are very good at escaping

Clint: yeah that tracks

Drawing warmup for the day :> I might clean this up later but for now I think I'll just leave it as is. Same AU as this post :>

I am very torn between talking more about this AU and also not wanting to give too much away HGHGH but! basic idea is that Hiccup and the gang think they're attacking another dragon-hunter ship, but its cargo is a bit... different than usual.

This joke came to me in a fit of laughter (ALT description provided :3!)

Jack is a Cat Dad. Try and change my mind.

Sequell to this post

Tony: people are like math

Peter: how?

Tony: some people seem complicated at first, but if you spend time with them and are patient, you'll get to see who they really are and it's not really that complicated

Peter: ...huh, thats cool i guess

Bucky: ...I hate math

Peter: I like Buckys version better

Barry texting Iris

Barry : Bad news—Cisco locked himself outside of his own house.

Barry : Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Barry : Bad news—Cisco finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies.

Barry : Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it.

Barry : Bad news—it was Snart, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He know.