IM TIRED OF SEEING FLESH HAT BOY

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being a god is so hard like I fully understand why they've all abandoned us. yesterday i changed the water in my nano tank and the weather there is pretty much always 80°F and sunny but the replacement water was cool and it had been a couple weeks so it replicated a rainfall after a drought and so then my little civilization of ember tetras all thought it was Time To Fuck but my stocking somehow skews aggressively male so this morning I turned on the sun to see they all had raggedy little tails after beating the shit out of each other over the One Woman on Earth.

i should be allowed to wear a sign around my neck that says "HAD WEIRD DREAMS LAST NIGHT DO NOT SPEAK TO ME UNLESS I SPEAK TO YOU"

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

every monday I have to go to work... what even is life

being nonchalant is overrated, spam me, send me all the videos that made you laugh, show me you care, send me your silly jokes and random thoughts, no need to hide your enthusiasm to come over as uninterested

Thank you again for drawing my boy! This turned out wonderful! I absolutely can't wait to commission you again in the near future!

Commission for @thebastardhyena , thank you! 🪖

I don't wish for decent income so I can pay bills, I wish I had a decent income so I could commission artists to draw my OCs.

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

[ Spacegy ]