I love ESO for many reasons, but one bit that is incredibly funny to me is that if you get caught steling and dont wanna deal with guards, you gotta go stand in a corner like a naughty child to wait for the bounty to go down
part of the reason America still doesn’t have universal healthcare is that a large portion of the healthy population consciously or subconsciously believes that being sick is somehow a moral failing. someone randomly has a heart attack at age 30 and there are people like “well, you should have eaten better, exercised more and drank less” like a medical emergency is proof you were living a life of sloth and sin and it could never happen to them. 
#GortashWeek Day 2: Worship / Betrayal
Tarot Card - "The Lovers"
meaning reversed: Self-love, disharmony, imbalance, misalignment of values
they call it the switch 2 because you see the price and switch 2 another console
kind of annoying how irish goodbyes are generally frowned upon. this shit is like an art form to me
im the king of "ok what do you want to see me draw. ok cool. i will continue to not draw anything"
people should NOT be allowed to say they met their partner online when they used a dating site or app. if you say "we met online 🥰" i expect to hear that you got into an argument in a homestuck fanfic comment section and fell in love. that you met in a furry discord server and got married. not that you swiped on tinder until you met fucking josh who lived 3 miles away.