Fun Fact Except It's Not Really Fun It's Actually Pretty Sad.

Fun fact except it's not really fun it's actually pretty sad.

It's been stated that despite Kylar's desire to start a family with the Pc, they will have fertility issues due to their malnutrition.

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fr this fact is in my mind 24/7 makes me wanna cook good healthy meals for them kylar's not even my favorite LI but im a sucker for pathetic lil guys

69 followers ask event!

as a thank you for 69 followers (nice) i'll be doing a fun lil ask event

I'll write some short snippets (mini fanfics, basically) based on specific emojis/words.

All you have to do to participate is just send an ask with the relevant emojis/words, and I'll come up with something based off of them.

Emoji/word list -

Characters -

🍳 / Egg = Egg the Yolkster

🐉 / Dragon = Dragon PC

👤 / PC = Nameless PC/Reader

🐴 / Alex = Alex the Farmhand

🏧 / Avery = Avery the Businessperson

🐺 / BW = Black Wolf the Alpha

🔫 / Eden = Eden the Hunter

🪶 / GH = Great Hawk the Terror

🐭 / Kylar = Kylar the Loner

🎮 / Robin = Robin the Orphan

✝️ / P!Sydney = Sydney the Faithful

🛐 / C!Sydney = Sydney the Fallen

🚬 / Whitney = Whitney the Bully

Character add-ons -

🐲+ / Dragon! = Dragon version

♀️+ / AFAB! = AFAB version

♂️+ / AMAB! = AMAB version

⚧️+ / AIAB! = AIAB version

🚺+ / Fem! = Female version (she/her)

🚹+ / Masc! = Male version (he/him)

🚻+ / GN! = Gender Neutral version (they/them)

🐱+ / Cat! = Cat TF version

🐶+ / Wolf! = Wolf TF version

🦊+ / Fox! = Fox TF version

🐮+ / Cow! = Cow TF version

🐦+ / Harpy! = Harpy TF version

🕊+ / Angel! = Angel TF version

🦇+ / Demon! = Demon TF version

Genres -

⛅️ / Fluff - Wholesome content

🎪 / Comedy - Funny content

🍋 / Smut - Horny content

🪦 / Angst - Sad content

You're free to add as many add-ons to whatever characters you like, and give me scenario ideas too, but neither are required. If genders aren't specified I'm just gonna roll a d20 for each character involved and see what they end up as.

(example; 🐱+✝️, 🐶+🚬, 🍋 / Cat!P!Sydney, Wolf!Whitney, Smut.)

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degrees of lewdity dol Sydney the Faithful robin the orphan kylar the loner dol sydney dol robin dol kylar egg ask event!! dol great hawk great hawk the terror dol black wolf black wolf the alpha dol dragon pc dol alex alex the farmhand dol eden eden the hunter egg the yolkster btw the event ends this Sunday or just when I hit 70 followers be on yer toes me lads tho I won't start filling any requests until Thursday night since I'm exclusively gonna do this at con yknow to keep me entertained in my hotel room anyways I can't wait to reveal how bad my writing's probably gotten haven't written in forever istg literal years but I wanna get back into it I miss making abhorrent fanfic dol dragon lis dol avery avery the businessperson

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theartofeggs

2 months ago

As you're about to head in and get changed for swimming class, you notice a commotion. A group is blocking the doorway of the girls' changing rooms. In front of them is a shaggy, blonde-haired figure who dons a slightly scuffed boys' school uniform. They seem to be one of the orphans, but you haven't talked to them before. They stand impassively at the band of girls blocking their path.

"We've told you before that you can't come in here," one girl says. "Not until you ditch that weird getup, anyway. You'll make us uncomfortable."

"I bet dressing like that gets you wet, huh? Or hard," another girl giggles. Barks of laughter can be heard further back in the changing room.

"God knows what's going on down there," the first girl smirks. "But I suppose we can let you in so long as we get proof. Show us your quim."

It happens so fast you're not even sure if it's real. The blonde figure takes a step to the leader of the girls, and throws a punch to her face. A defeating 'thwop!' and 'crack! ' can be heard as she falls to the floor. A tall girl reaches for the blonde, but they grab her by the collar and give her a swift kick to the shin. As the tall girl hisses in pain, the figure continues their onslaught and headbutts her. As the second girl crumples to the floor in pain, they turn to the rest of the girls, who inch further and further away. (+Stress)

"You fuckers know damn well that I have a right to be there, the same as you do," the blonde says. This voice is rough and impassioned, full of malice. "I wasn't even going to fucking change there, anyway. I left something in my locker. Will you let me in or will I have to do this the hard way?"

There's no more protest. The girls all but melt away in fright as the violent figure stalks into the room. As they do that, though, they throws a backwards glance to the crowd that's formed in front of the changing rooms, and makes brief eye contact with you. There's something in her eyes that makes you recoil in fear. (+Stress) The door closes behind them, and the whole episode is over.

You've met Angel the Vengeful. Seems to be a pretty colorful character, from the looks of it. You'll probably run into her soon enough.

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God that's so cool Makes me wanna get back into writing Or at least into drawing other ppl's characters yknow

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theartofeggs

1 month ago

today i learned that Kylar will hang around and watch if they're in the library while Leighton punishes Syndey

traumatized this poor weeb by participating and groping

abt to traumatize him more by accepting Sydney's confession in front of him lmfao

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theartofeggs

2 weeks ago

(♂🚹🐺 )(♀🚺👤)

🍋🪢➡️🤰➡️👶👶👶👶 ➡️(♀🚺👤🤱🤱)

➕/➖❓⤵️

(♀🚺👤🤱🤱) ⬅️ 🌲👀🌲(♂ 🚹🔫 😱🤔😏🥵) ➡️ (♂ 🚹🔫 😏🤔💭)

🔫💭🟰🔜 (😈♂ 🚹🔫)➕⛓️➕(♀🚺👤)➕ 🍋🍋🍋🟰🤰⏩️🌲🌲🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒🏡🌲🌲

I can't help but wonder if this is how the ancient Egyptians wrote fanfic. I also think I understand it completely on a physical level. Also! I gave the PC the wolf TF halfway thru

Thanks for participating in my ask event! I think I've run out of extra sidenotes lmfao :) But I'm also very pleased to see so many Black Wolf lovers in my inbox. (the Eden is a very nice bonus!) Clearly i've cultivated the right audience

The event's ended by now, but I'll finish the current requests I've gotten!

Synopsis; PC gets pingponged between a wolf and some hunter guy

Prompt: Black Wolf x PC x Eden (Smut) / CW: Dubcon, knotting, breeding kink, pregnancy, pups, kidnapping, PC = fiendish whore <3, vague objectification(?) - BW & Eden are both AMAB & male, PC = AFAB & female + Wolf TF, and BW is a beastperson

Picking and Choosing

You grew up in this town, destined to live and die in its borders. When Bailey asked you to start bringing in money, you did so without question and actually had fun gathering as much as you could. You were the perfect product of the town; virginities sold to the highest bidders and with no single person's claim on you. Countless people had tried, but none were able to get a solid grip on you, and especially not your heart.

So when you ended up being cornered in the forest, cunt full of wolfish cock and an equally wolfish man pinning you down, you didn't think you'd stick around long after he finished. On the upside, while he had caught you off guard initially, his dick was huge and he knew how to use it well. His swollen knot pressed against your clit with every deep thrust in, and his teeth dug into your neck in a way just painful enough to make you shudder from ecstasy. You came with him when he finally managed to stuff his fat knot past your entrance, and you relished in the way the pressure built inside you. Your stomach had a clear outline of his cock, and you watched as it throbbed from within, slowly fading into your growing bulge as it pumped you far too full with cum.

To your complete surprise, when he was done and pulled back out, he slung you over his shoulder and carried you off to the wolf pack's den. The other wolves looked at and sniffed you curiously, but were shooed away when the one holding you growled. They were smaller and all silver in color—weak, at least compared to the giant one with pitch black fur that had a grip on you. "I am Black Wolf. You are my mate now. Other pack mates not allowed to touch you. Only we have pups." The wolf set you down inside the cave, oddly gentle with you all of a sudden. Then, he skulked off, howling for the others to join him in a hunt. You thought absent-mindedly to yourself that you could stay a while. It wouldn't be so bad to have a place where you could avoid Bailey's nagging.

When you grew the ears and tail of a wolf, you paid it no mind. You paid it even less mind when your stomach began to grow. It was just the natural consequence of being away from your contraceptives while also being fucked raw multiple times a day by the best cock you've had yet. Black Wolf even began to pamper you the moment your stomach began to expand, always making sure you got plenty of food and rest. He would even cuddle with you at night, when he would've previously just curled up nearby. He even growled at the other wolves when they just got close to play or keep you warm during the colder parts of the day. It was cute, and you were almost sad to see it be toned back down the moment you had the pups.

They were cute, though they all took after Black Wolf much more than they did you. The moment they were weaned off your milk and eating more solid foods, you decided to leave the den for the first time in a few months. It was refreshing to be out and about in the forest again, though you didn't miss the town in the slightest. Though, perhaps you should've stayed at your new home for just a bit longer. Just minutes after you left the wolves behind, you felt the barrel of a gun against the small of your back. You were hardly surprised when you turned around and saw a familiar face staring back at you.

There had been a man who made continuous visits to the den, though he never actually stepped foot near the cave or the open clearing just outside of it. Instead, he'd stare through the trees or bushes, always downwind of Black Wolf's sensitive nose, and his gaze would always be trained solely on you. At first, you dismissed him as some random hunter. But, he kept returning, so you decided to have a little fun with him. You'd pose or make lewd gestures, and chuckle to yourself when he'd flush and get a hungry look to him. So perhaps it was only natural that he tried to steal you away the moment you left the sanctuary given to you by the wolves.

He ravaged you on the forest floor, just like Black Wolf had done the first time, and you couldn't help but compare them in your mind. Where Black Wolf treated you like an equal of sorts, this man used you like a toy. Plenty of people did, but he managed to stand out from them. He fucked into you like you were his favorite toy, eyes filled with lustful wonder as his mouth wandered over your exposed flesh. His hands told you he felt you as an object or pet with how they kneaded at your hips mercilessly, but the way his teeth dug into the well-healed scar of Black Wolf's previous bite told you he still saw something to treasure about you. Maybe if you had more pride, or just less lust, it would've revolted you.

"I can't have you running off to the wolves again, so you'll be by my side at all times until I can trust you." The man said as you both made it back to his cabin, a collar and leash already around your neck. He looked at you from the corner of his eye and sighed when you tilted your head curiously at him. "Eden." It was like he could read your mind, and you found yourself hoping he could. Alas, he couldn't. He didn't touch you for some days, for whatever reason, and it was driving you mad. Ever since you became an adult in this town, you'd been fucked by someone at least twice a day. That's once every twelve hours at a minimum! Even Black Wolf still fucked you when you were full of his pups, though he was sure to be gentler than normal during that time.

The most you'd gone without sex was when you'd given birth, and it was only a timespan of maybe thirty hours. You knew, generally, that it was unusual, but perhaps the town's air had something in it that made your womb impervious to permanent damage. So, to go without a proper fucking for four whole days was slowly turning you into nothing less than a beast. Perhaps your place really was with the wolves, because you found yourself humping just about anything you could. Of course, your preference was Eden's leg, but you had to find other means when he was off hunting. Masturbating wasn't getting you anywhere, and this accursed man just wouldn't take his cock out. You've bitched and whined to him plenty, but he'd just mumble something and hide in some corner to jack off without you. Even the lingering smell of his cum was making you go mad.

Then, one morning, you awoke to the sound of howling. You could tell instinctually that is was Black Wolf, and he was close by. You leaped out of the bed, tugging furiously at the leash that Eden had tied strongly to the bedframe, hungry at the prospect of maybe finally getting your pussy filled again. Eden also jolted awake, probably from the ruckus you were making, though the first thing he did was frown at you. "What did I say about staying by my side?" He growled at you, but you weren't phased by it. You never were, and maybe that's the issue he took with you. "I can't help it. I'm in heat and Black Wolf actually wants to breed me. If you want me to stay so bad, put a baby in me already." You spread your legs, already sinking down to all fours on the wooden floor. You thought it was going to be the usual fruitless long shot you did a few times each day, but there was finally more than just held-back interest in his eyes.

"You actually want me to breed you?" He asked, slowly getting out of bed and moving behind you. He put his hands on your hips like he'd never touched a person lewdly before, and it almost made you rage. "Of course I do. I've been trying nonstop to get you to pump me full." You growled back at him, thrusting your hips back to roughly bump against his, and you moaned when you felt his dick's bulge against your soaked cunt. You've been endlessly wet the past couple of days, but he wouldn't let you do anything more than suck him off, so it was gratifying to finally feel something real press against you down there.

"I thought you were just going fuck me and make a break for it once you got your fill." He admitted softly, watching closely as you rutted against the front of his pants. You hummed in response, grinding against him particularly hard. "I would've if you couldn't satisfy me. But I think you'll be alright in that regard." With a chuckle, you pulled away from him and spread your pussy with a couple of fingers, letting him get a good look at just how drenched you were. "Put it in already. Fill my womb and never let it stay empty." You all but purred when he finally undid his belt and freed his impressively hard cock.

He gave no warning before thrusting inside you, and gave you to time to adjust before he began to move his hips back and forth. You could feel the burn of the stretch for once, though you were wet enough to not feel the discomfort of him going in dry. The last time it pseudo-hurt like this was when you had your virginity taken from some faceless rich guy at the brothel, and it was like a dream come true. It fueled your arousal and made you moan as loud as you could when he thrusted faster, purposefully rough on your cunt as he left what would undoubtedly be plenty of marks all over your back and neck. His blunt fingernails dug into your waist and his calloused palms brushed cruelly against your tits when he groped at them.

His cock wasn't nearly as big as Black Wolf, but the wolf was nearly twice your size, so it wasn't a surprise. You didn't hold them on the same scale, anyways. Where Black Wolf plowed through you with brute force and fierce nipping, Eden methodically unraveled you like you were a ball of twine. He would reach down and overstimulate your poor clit with his rough fingertips, then pound into you hard enough to bruise your cervix. You came several times before he hit his first climax, where you squirted even more cream over his cock as he filled you with a surprisingly large amount of cum. It felt hot inside you, and it soothed the slowly growing ache emanating from your inner walls. He's lucky you liked the brutish ones.

Thankfully, he fulfilled his promise and got you pregnant from just the one fucking, though you refused to let him give you the cold shoulder again. At least he went along with your demands now, and did his best to keep you full, even as he put in so much extra work to add an additional room, or two, to the cabin for your future children.

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degrees of lewdity dol dol pc egg ask event!! dol fanfic degrees of lewdity fanfic dol black wolf black wolf the alpha casually added a real wolf pack's mating system so Black Wolf could stand out as a main character on my hands and knees let the wolf cave get a rehaul soon anyways Eden is incredibly ooc here and i'm aware Eden cant keep their hands to themself but i tried making them worse at reading people and the room to cause some horny misunderstandings y dol eden eden the hunter also hi i totally didn't forget to add the synposis you're crazy (sweating)

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