Ell Hates Getting Wet But She Loves The Rain. Where She Grew Up Near The Desert Coastlines On Savareen,

Peaches!!!

I imagine, when they can, the Batch lands on planets where they can forage for supplies, and Tech teaches Omega all about what they can and can’t eat

When Wolffe meets Omega

Wolffe: looks between Omega and Rex with a stern look

Rex: ….

Wolffe: Rex, who did you fuck?

Rex: W-WHAT?!?!

Wolffe: Did I stutter?

Rex: ….I-

Wolffe: CT-7567. Who. Did. You. Fuck?

Rex: I didn’t-

Wolffe: We TALKED about this! You should ALWAYS use protection! Are you paying child support? Does her mother know about you taking her on dangerous missions? Is her mother still around? Are you a single father? WHO DID YOU FUCK REX?!?!

Rex: Who is still a virgin because he was too busy and dedicated to his job, and too much of a socially awkward penguin to bang anyone. I DIDN’T- SHE’S NOT MINE! SHE’S HIS! points to Hunter

Wolffe: Grabs Rex by the collar Don’t you dare lie to me you little shit!

Wolffe and Rex continue this back and forth while Gregor and Echo are laughing their asses off, Hunter is barely holding in his laughter.

Omega: I like Wolffe, he’s funny!

Schedule Update and Contributor Applications

Hey there troopers! As promised here is an announcement letting you know that the schedule has been updated and confirmed on our carrd. In addition, our contributor applications will open TOMORROW and close on August 5th.

As always, don't feel shy about reaching out if you have a question for us!

Could encircle this silly little dorito waist

your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?

They’re all finished!!!

I’ve also linked the png images w/o backgrounds so y’all can make Discord emoji’s for yourselves with them too!!

SureThingCommander

WhatAreYouUpToNowDominoes

EheheSkyguy

Have fun with em!!!

Oma couldn’t keep Peggy calm for her vaccinations, so they called in the big guns. Papa bear König dropped everything to come help, even though he was in the middle of war games with his squads :3

Dialogue Translation

König: shh, sweetheart, it’s alright

Nurse: You’re being such a brave girl, Peggy

Peggy: I don’t- like needles…

König: good German, Peggy

Please be gentle, I don’t actually know any German. I used google translate…

About the Zine

For a Fistful of Credits was inspired by the incredible art and writing of the fandom where creators turned our favorite space characters into rough cowboys and outlaws. This zine wishes to bring all these creators together for the greatest collection of Star Wars in the wild west. Header and pfp by the wonderful @pinkiemme

Status: Interest Check

Socials: Carrd | Instagram | Twitter

Updates: Carrd now posted to all social accounts. FAQ posted and current mod team intros.

Date Edited: May 2nd, 2023

Here’s a WIP since I know I’ve been kinda quiet lately. Chemistry has been really hard🥺