Relatively New, Yes. I Think I’ve Only Been Here For Three-ish Months? Something Like That

Leave it to Imperial Tech to make vivisection sound sexy 🤣

I just want you to know I'm in love with you. That is all.

How considerate. Nothing else about you tipped me off.

I’m so sorry you’re feeling bad today! I hope you feel better soon <3

Some days are good. Some days aren't. Today is one of those days when I'm glad to have extra people around on the holonet.

Also, there is NOTHING wrong about hyping yourself up, especially on a website that thrives on sharing content. There’s a reason self-recs are HIGHLY encouraged for Fandom Friday.

Hell yeah, show me your pencil drawings on a post-it that you doodles during a boring meeting. Send me your headcanon about an obscure moment, even if you’re the only one that thinks that. Stand on a soapbox and read aloud every sentence you write. I WANT IT ALL.

This fandom thrives on encouragement and creativity, and there is SO MUCH of it on here. Some folks are new and still learning, and some have been here for years, and everyone is just as valuable to the community.

So take your toxic shit back to the Fandom Menace comment section or get onboard, because around these parts, we’re respectful of one another and get excited about every scrap of art and writing that gets put out there.

Could encircle this silly little dorito waist

LOOK AT HER!!! LOOK! AT! HER!!!!!!

Omega is a lil blonde dobie with the biggest puppy eyes you ever saw!!

The back gate was left open once and Hunter got loose. He spent a day away and when he came home, he brought a lil puppy with him! She had no tag or chip, so after a vet checkup, she got a new set of tags and her own, puppy-sized bed next to Hunter’s (though she much prefers Hunter’s bed, especially when he’s in it)

@skellymom you had asked to be tagged in these, but I’m not sure if it’s working?

your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?

Slightly spicy Wrecker fanart under the cut!!

Ive been noticing there’s not a lot of soft aftercare content in smut. Usually you just get a climax and then it ends a few paragraphs later. As someone who’s a little sex-repulsed, I really, really like the snuggling and bonding that comes before and after the “main event”, and I really wish we saw more of that. So have a soft Wrecker cuddling with Cheyenne :)

Oooh! Conspiracy and Espionage! Now there’s a very interesting implication! Tell me, do you have any idea what I might have to gain from interfering with government operations half a universe away from me? Seems like an awful long distance for someone to cause any trouble over…

And as for “highly classified”, if you know anything about the folks this side of the wormhole, you’d know that just makes most of us more desperate to find out what’s going on. Conspiracy goes both ways, after all! Have you considered that I may just be a nosey outsider that doesn’t know how to take “no” for an answer when it comes to knowledge? Or maybe you’re right to be suspicious after all, and I really am attempting to interfere in the Commander’s research. Could it be that the Commander Tech was never my target in the first place, assuming I am an enemy agent, as you say? You’ve opened a broad spectrum of possibilities where I was simply curious about the Commander’s research. I do hope you don’t waste too much time on little, ole me, sir.

Out of curiosity, do you have any theories on what it is about being an Imperial that makes you so much more attractive to people? The Rogue Clone Tech doesn’t seem to have half as many thirsty people following him around, but nearly every one of your asks involves something. I suppose it could be that the non-imperial Tech has just as many and doesn’t respond to them all. I don’t know what his ask-box looks like. But you also flirt back far more often, which I suspects helps to fuel it. Any thoughts?

Do you not think any iteration of my exceptional self would attract as many loyal followers? @exceptionally-minded is just as capable of drawing attention, though he chooses to do so by playing do-gooder while frolicking around the galaxy Riot Racing and interfering with Imperial operations.

I am of a different mindset. This mindset also requires the use of a disclaimer on the HoloNet so as to insure nosey younglings below eighteen years of age are not tempted to embrace the dark side before it is permissible. You will find that @imperial-sniper, @imperial-strategist, @imperial-demolition-expert, and @imperial-tracker do the same.

Our differences are what makes us both unique. Perhaps my abundant magnetism and my affinity for what some may consider atrocious or perverse has something to do with it. Human beings are known to have a tendency to be fascinated with that which both frightens and excites them.

But do take a moment to reflect. What seems like flirting to you may very well be the fine art of coercion in practice. Affecting someone's mind without them being aware of it - and filling said person with the supposition that their thoughts and feelings are indeed their own - is a tactic that is easily employed in part because they so desire to be subverted willingly.

Food for thought: It is not I you should be questioning, but those who wish to grovel at my feet.

Blocking this bow is a nightmare 😭