God I Would Be UNSTOPPABLE If I Was Capable Of Consistently Initiating Tasks. Just You Wait. You'll Be

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

Vetinari in Feet Of Clay is so fucking funny because he's like "I am a calculated, coldblooded tyrant" and then voluntarily microdoses himself with arsenic to spend more time with his crush

platonic dialogues are just like.

socrates: massive chunk of text

the other guy: everything you say is beautiful and true.

some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break

Nightmare Blunt Rotation

heyyyy guess who's getting into antebellum history aha........ i was very inspired by @dustzvacuumcleaner 's post to do with Lincoln and his cabinet, and since i love that kind of portrait/analysis art i decided to have a go myself! :D

do you ever just... forget that you exist in a physical form

Thought I'd make a post introducing who I am >-< !!!

Name: Brutus!!

Pronouns: he/him (and in the process of making caesar's was/were)

likes: Democracy, my besties at the senate, the 15th of march, my uncle quintus

dislikes: caesar.

Taken 💞 (ily Cassius)

Single funniest piece of Shakespeare merch I have ever seen.