Every Time I Type Five Or More Exclamation Marks I Think Of This Quote. It's My Equivalent To That Damn

Quote from Terry Pratchett: "Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind."

every time i type five or more exclamation marks i think of this quote. it's my equivalent to that damn bbc sherlock line about scratch marks around the phone charging port. i can never escape the spectre of terry pratchett judging my punctuation habits

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1 year ago

"most people don't really care about occult history" Skill issue. I will make learning fun. This is a threat.

1 year ago

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

1 month ago

pete seeger singing a phil ochs tune is the greatest thing to ever witness

1 year ago

how funny would it be if socrates never said any of that and plato was just lying

1 month ago

so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

1 year ago

DNI if you:

Got it from Agnes

Got it from Jim

Got it from Louise (we all agree)

Got it from Harry

Got it from Marie

Got it from me (everybody knows!)

Got it from Daphne

Got it from Joan (who picked it up in County Cork, a-kissing the Blarney Stone)

Gave it to Sheila

Got it from Francois and Jacques (a-ha! Lucky Pierre)

Got it from Edith (who gets it every spring)

Got it from your Daddy (who just gives you everything)

Gave it to Daniel (whose spaniel has it now)

Your dentist even got it (and we're still wondering how?)

Got it from Agnes

Or maybe it was sue?

Or Millie

Or Billie

Or Gillie

Or Willy (IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO!)

Got it at the club

Or at the pub

Or in the loo

And fair warning, before you follow, if you will be my friend, then I might (mind you, I said "might"!) give it to you!

1 year ago

My doctor says all the black mold in my body came from a single expired gram cracker which i just think is fascinating

2 months ago

Nightmare Blunt Rotation

Nightmare Blunt Rotation

heyyyy guess who's getting into antebellum history aha........ i was very inspired by @dustzvacuumcleaner 's post to do with Lincoln and his cabinet, and since i love that kind of portrait/analysis art i decided to have a go myself! :D

1 year ago
The City Watch Series

the city watch series

9 months ago

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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