Yello, I'm Back Just To Bless Y'all With Some More Pictures Of Mah Boi Zero With His F L O O F Y Hair

Me during hurricane Isaias last night as he moved through my state and I'm just getting more and more sleep deprived cause I'm scared of going to sleep during one of these things just in case something bad happens and I need to be awake for it-

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

are you trying to tell me i’m crazy?

How do you tell someone you have Maladaptive Daydreaming without making it sound like you’re crazy??? Like hi, I spend 2-4 hours straight walking in circles making up elaborate stories in my head and mouth the dialogue of my own characters (which whom I care about dearly). Yeah and certain songs or tv shows or books can spiral into an entire new world and story line yeah but I’m not like,, crazy. ??

If you’ve seen anything scary lately (like a horror movie that left you feeling spooked), this post will keep you safe so you can rest easy tonight!💛

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Reblog if you're in the 'My ship isn't canon but we got dope fanfiction' club

Honestly the only reason I'm reblogging this is because of the "Whomst the fuck" bit up top cause that fucking thing, it killed me. I've been laughing at that damn thing for a good ten minutes now and my eyes are watering because of it

A silicone mask from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is being sold by this etsy shop!

Wonder what i’ll get

Update: I got the same one vanterror did lol

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches