Anna, Looking At Aragon And Anne Bickering: Can I Get A Waffle? Can I PLEASE Get A Waffle?!

Parr: *meditating because she's cool like that*

Anne: *runs past* my poop is coming!

Parr: *exasperated*

Parr, done with everyone’s shit in the show: When there’s to much drama at school, all you gotta do is walk away-ay-ay

Everytime she’s drunk or just once? I vote every time.

catherine of aragon is a milf

Parr: Um I just got a random burst of energy.. and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.

Katherine Howard: I love how people are telling me I’m like 2... 9... I’m 11 so shut the fuck up.

Anyone have pictures of Lexi that they’d like me to put in an edit I’m working on? If so, please send them in😁

Parr: Do you have any ice?

Jane: I do not, I just have freezable fruit shapes.

Parr: Why?

Jane: Just because.

Catherine Parr: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.

I did it

Guess who's about to dye their hair blue

Me bitch

“You know when your.. what are they called? Those.. what are they even called omg. The um, the eye thingys get droopy.” “Eyelids?” “YEAH! Eyelids! You know when your eyelids are droopy? ..I’m tiiiiired.” “I can tell.”

-A late night convo I had on discord

(The tired basically sounded like a stereotypical drunk person)