GUYS KEEFE IS RAPUNZEL.
Think about it:
He lives in a tower, has a manipulative mom, and has awesome blonde hair.
Do you see the difference between these two images???
PROBABLY NOT CAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON
KEEFE WELCOME TO YOUR DISNEY PRINCESS ERA
That's all thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
A your mom joke gone too far and now everyone thinks I had been the late Queen's side piece
You are the most influential and powerful person in the kingdom. Even the royals walk eggshells around you at risk of offending you. The thing is, you have no idea what you’re doing or how it has gotten to this point, but you’re in way too deep now and you have to keep the lie going to survive.
in return for noteing my post you get candy
what candy would you like?
dumdum lollipops pls
thanks you
FROM NOW ON EVERYONE ONLY GETS 1 REBLOG. YOU HAVE TO RELY ON YOUR FOLLOWERS TO ADD REBLOG NOTES. YOU CAN TELL YOUR FOLLOWERS ANYTHING YOU WANT. BUT YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG ONCE.
10- I drink water everyday
20- I’ll eat 3 meals a day
25- I start learning how to cook
50- I stop being a lurker on tumblr
100- I will get 7+ hours of sleep a night
150- I make a lip care routine for me
200- I start writing fic (on my main @secretlynotablog)
350- I make and stick to a skin care routine
500- I’ll eat healthy food
750- I get out of bed at a decent time (9:30 am)
1,000- I get back into baking
1,500- I get back into photography
2,000- I’ll start going on a walk every day again
5,000- I’ll start trying to get a job
10,000- I’ll learn how to figure skate
15,000- I’ll begin going to therapy again
20,000- My cousin hooks me up with one of her besties.
50,000- I actually take myself out somewhere and enjoy myself
(Goals are subject to change. Haha Losers.)
Please 💕
The boop is gone... pain... misery... darkness
Ever feel really sad or just not that good, but your mom is making you go to someone's Winnowing Gala anyway? Ugh, so annoying, right? You have to look presentable, but man, you just do NOT have the energy. Well, these tips will be sure to help you out when you need them!!
(In other words, sometimes life hits you hard but you have to keep doing life, and these are tips to help you clean up for when taking an actual shower is just too much)
Brush it, darling
No, seriously
Brush your hair. It will help so much and get all the tangles out and leave you feeling nice
From there, if you want, you can put your hair up
A simple ponytail will do, or even an awesome messy bun
Add a claw clip and boom. Hair.
OR, like me, maybe your hair is too short to put up, or you can only making a tiny ponytail that you know just won't cut it today. Or maybe you just hate the way ponytails look on you.
If that's the case, use dry shampoo
I've seen different methods to use it, but I always spray it on my roots, part my hair in a different spot, spray the roots there, repeat.
Then I part my hair normal, fluff everything up, and boom. Hair.
If you don't have dry shampoo/don't like to use it because Big Sprayer is Loud, use baby powder
I am not making this up I swear
Baby powder works almost the exact same as dry shampoo
Pour some in your hand, (not a lot!!!) and put it on the parts of your hair that look the oiliest
Lift those parts up and do the hair under them, too. Then do the ones under them if it still looks oily
(Like, apply it to your layers)
I do this mostly at the front/where I have slight bangs
Then rub it in the same way you would dry shampoo, brush it, and boom. Hair.
(If you have darker hair, it might not work so well because the baby powder may not blend in super good. Sorry, Bangs Boy!!)
Hat. Cover the hair if you're allowed.
See if maybe there's time to do a quick wash, even if you're not up for it. Just. Lean your head over the bath/sink and just. Wash as fast as possible.
Baby wipes/makeup wipes
Or, wipe down with a wet face towel with a dollop of soap on it
Change clothes
But seriously. It take almost no time and even transferring from one pair of sweatpants and a t-shirt to another can really help
Wash your hands, and try to splash water on your face if you don't have the energy to wash it, too
Clip your nails if it's needed. Don't paint them or anything, just give them a haircut and you'll be on your way
Makeup is not a necessity, but if you feel you can do it, go for it! You got this!
Put on deodorant/spray perfume on yourself. Let the sent settle around you and feel better.
Socks!!
Socks are a gift guys really
I love socks
Wear socks
Wear goofy socks that make you smile
Lotion.
Just. Dab it on your hands and knuckles
Also, get a water bottle and challenge yourself to drink the whole thing that day. Just do it
Brush your teeth if you can
If you can't, try to brush your tongue at the very least.
Breath mints/gum/peppermint are literally life savers
Smear on some chapstick. Seriosuly, do it, you'll feel better
Flossing is good for you but I'm going to go ahead and assume that most of you only do it at the dentists and not at home
But! If you happen to have floss, try to do it, okay? It helps you feel a lot cleaner
(I know I just said this isn't necessary, but I'm doing a section on it anyway because some people might want it, and it's not really makeup so much at, like, chapstick)
On that note, if lipstick/lipgloss feels like too much, chapstick. Chapstick is a gift from God, use it
Mascara if you can handle it. I, Keefe Sencen, personally love mascara and eyeliner. Do it if you want, or if you can!
Chances are an actual base or foundation or anything will be too much, so don't worry about it. Don't even stress over doing it.
Try adding jewelry (not makeup, but I'm still putting it).
Just a ring or too. A bracelet. A necklace your best friend gave you when you were a little kid.
Smile at the mirror. Please, smile. I'll tell you a joke to help it along!!
Did you hear of the cows that got lost in the Marijuana patch?
The steaks had never been higher!!
That was funny, how bout a smile? Now go look at yourself while your smiling, you look good, right?
Realize you should smile more. Smile as you walk out of your room.
That's all I got for now. I'll add more as I think about them.
Please, you got this, darling. You're going to get better.
Love you guys<33
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