Revenge

If this gets 100k notes I'll do one self-care.

Holy. Shit. What are we to do now?!?

NOOOOO!

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

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The absolute best feeling is when you watched a horror series and you guessed the killer from the beginning and you can yell at the tv and be like: I FUCKING KNEW IT and like brag to the person you were watching it with

does monster and redbull count as hydration?

Remember to drink water! I can't perform my evil experiments on you if you aren't properly hydrated

Not sure who needs to see this, but if a Service Dog starts backing into you, pushing you away from their handler, or they sit down at a leash distance from their handler

You Should Move Away.

They are performing a task known as "spacing" or "blocking" that helps reduce or prevent anxiety in their handler.

They are NOT "asking for pets" or being disobedient or asking to be spoken to. All you have to do is stay back from the dog and handler.

This is not a capslock PSA because I'm not sure how many people that don't have a SD actually know this is a trained task.

specifically in the ways of causing mischief and chaos but very subtle ways of chaos, two socks? Nope I’m taking your left sock. Deja Vu all the time. Can’t find something but suddenly your mom can? Bingo that’s me. Walking into the wrong bathroom? Being ten minutes late for work because you decided to hide your wallet from yourself? That one missing puzzle piece dead center of the puzzle? All of it is me causing minor- but infuriating chaos

You are known as the silent wanderer. Ageless because of time magic. You have lived longer then the oldest of dragons. Cursed to never being able to speak or talk in a way people can understand. But thats OK. Action speaks louder then words ever will.

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.