Actually Substances Are Addicted To Me

take my kneecaps. take them. i don't even want them

Group art therapy or teambuilding exercise or something, Hell if I know.

Me, eating happily:

My brain: "FAT YOU'RE GETTING FAT YOU'RE GETTING FATTER WITH EVERY BITE"

Me, still eating, but sad:

Eating tums gets me my chalk fix

Fuckin cool damn

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This guys clothes choices are KILLING ME

Remember the 'not-white-gloves' and short gloves??

This means THIS is fucking LONG ASS GLOVES

But you know what??

I thought this fucker wore a sweater or a shirt to his bow tie yaknow? Like Charlie??

NO HE FUCKING ISN'T HE DOESN'T WEAR SHIT IN THERE

it cant be just that short its literally not there

LUCI WHY ARE YOU WEARING LONG FUCKING GLOVES AND NO SHIRT LUCIII

The little guys in my head usually dance and sing happy songs but they're just ⁉️ Come back. my little serotonin boys :(

Well that's all very well but where the hell am I

Who doesn't want to look cunty, looking good feels good ykwim

Fun fact: ace people can wear clothing which can be interpreted as sexual despite being ace.

like

Just because someone has skin showing doesn’t mean they want to have sex. Thinking like that is…kinda just really weird

The length of time I spent laughing at this

Please tell me y’all get what I’m referring to cause I fucking lost or

(Not hate to the op)