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Ravenclaw: *holds up hermonica* You play it, you get 100 million dollars, but a 100 million people will die.

Slytherin: *plays hermonica aggressively*

Hufflepuff: Slytherin No!

House shenanigans

Ravenclaw: Slytherin, someone’s been kidnapped!

Slytherin: I swear to god if it’s Gryffindor-

Ravenclaw: It’s Gryffindor.

Slytherin: SoN oF a BiTcH!

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Hufflepuff: You have a beautiful smile.

Ravenclaw: Thank you...You’re not that handsome.

Hufflepuff: Wow.

Hufflepuff: Thanks!

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Ravenclaw: *staring at Gryffindor*

Gryffindor: *looks at Ravenclaw*

Ravenclaw:

Gryffindor:

Gryffindor: THE HELL YOU STARING AT!?

Ravenclaw: The spider.

Gryffindor: The spider?-*Notices spider a their head* OH GOD!

Ravenclaw: Damn.

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Muggle born Gryffindor: My mom said if I don’t get my grades up, she’s not gonna let me get my tetanus shot next year.

Hufflepuff: That’s weird..what are you gonna do?

Muggle born Gryffindor: Fucking study I guess.

House Shenanigans

Gryffindor: Oh shut up, you know you love me.

Slytherin:

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Hufflepuff: What do we want?

Gryfindor: Weed!

Hufflepuff: When do we want it?

Gryfindor: Weed!

Hufflepuff: I already said that.

Gryfindor: What do we want?

Hufflepuff: Weed!-I’m confused.

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At slytherins birthday party

Gryffindor: walking up to slytherin with a gift Happy birthday biiitch!

Slytherin: So you just bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

Gryffindor: Happy birthday?

Slytherin: smashes glass on gryffindor’s head

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Hufflepuff performing stand up comedy

Hufflepuff: So, I’ve got a drinking problem.

Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw: light chuckles

Hufflepuff: I’m not old enough to drink, that’s the problem.

Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw: all whooping and cheering

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Gryffindor: When you drink too much orange juice-

Slytherin: Hey I’m looking for Ravenclaw.

Gryffindor:...I don’t know who Ravenclaw is-

Ravenclaw: That’s me. Hey Slytherin!

Gryffindor:

Slytherin: Hey man, what’s up?

Ravenclaw: Just hanging out.