The Lioness

Dead Rats & Bad apple

chapter 4

The oldish generation of highborn sisters and brothers from Westeros who are - as of now - mostly dead :D Well, there is still some hope for little Dany.  (Part 2)

Here Ned and Oberyn are both in their late teens/early twentys as their beloved sisters died at that age.  

First of at least six comics about the Rogue Trader‘s pets. This time with Not-your-xenos-pet-mon‘keigh-cat Yrliet.

A little Bunny-rus and Cat-starion cuddling for all eternity <3 Finally being happy in undisturbed togetherness.

Many thanks at @imagineitdearies for creating my favorite drow in the whole D&D universe.

Anyone who hasn't read it yet, please check out their fanfic Perfect Slaughter

Oh, definitely! My iconoclast RT would have folded like a cheap lawn chair.

I'm pretty sure Xavier did that mostly to satisfy his own ego and to show the cute new RT that he's even more powerful than them (control freak and dom that he is).

With the other two, far more experienced RTs, he wouldn't have been able to pull that crap. Calligos would have laughed in his face and Incendia would have just sneered and told him that she's already blindly devoted to the Imperium and such actions are childish and unworthy of an Inquisitor. But with our RT? He can happily live out that fantasy. How long did he even sit there waiting for us to come? I bet he was excited and full of anticipation the whole time.

HC: Like Heinrix, he had carefully prepared his speeches, and unlike Heinrix, he also included some variations for RT that deviated from the script (so that he didn't start stuttering like a certain baffled interrogator). I tell you, that comment, about his sensitive hands in our bedchambers, was carefully planned as he strolled through our private quarters just minutes earlier.

Gotta appreciate the gaslighting:

He's the one who barged into my study at night, knocked out my servant and sat in my chair. And now he claims that he's in no mood to squabble? That I'm being the difficult one here?

I love this character so much - how he gets under your skin, making you shake with impotent rage. I bet most RTs killed XC just for this stunt. The funny thing is that if he'd politely requested RT's cooperation, 99% of RTs would've totally bought into his dilfy rizz and handed him his stupid shard on a silver platter.

Mrbeast style videos on the horrors the spawn are subjected to. I spent 11 years impaled 😱😱😱

i was This close to just making his username mrbeast

You thought it was just cats? No, no, a Rogue Trader's entourage (menagerie) includes all kinds of cute animals!

I haven't the faintest idea what to do with a pet fish. Do you peck at the wall or stare at it? Wouldn't either scare them to death? A Cthulhu monster is staring at them, and they'll have nowhere to swim. 

Well, to make up for that, I present Mermaid Cassia. Why haven't I seen any fanart of her with a fish tail yet? It's so obvious. If I ever finish this little comic series, I'll give Mermaid Cassia another proper portrait.

Saw this and I knew what had to be done.

The Prophecy of the younger, more beautiful one.

I'm a huge fan of all the theories regarding the lady who will eventually cast Cersei down and I think it might be a combination of young woman and girls that all partly take away the few bits of Cersei's life that she actually cares about. While I also liked to see Lady Brienne of Tarth up in this list (as a knight whose beauty isn't skin deep but rather shines from her very soul - a fact Jaimie Lannister eventually realises) I choose the young queens and the ones that have/had potential to be a queen in the future. [Might later update this version with Shireen Baratheon who (just like Brienne) is far more beautiful on the inside and would eventually be a queen if daddy Stannies gets his claim to the iron throne.]

Astarion Ancunin and Tyrus Aman’del after killing Cazador and (un-) living their best (un-) lives adventuring and exploring the world.

Since both once mentioned how good the other would look in their respective outfits, Tyrus naturally gifts his lover the sun-protecting Cloak of Dragomir (since he is the only one who can wear that dusty rag with grace), while Astarion fulfils his dream of putting silver elven chainmail on his lover. + braiding his beautiful white hair at every opportunity. After all, his necromancer husband should be properly protected - while being as pretty as possible.

This scenario is definitely what will happen at the end of @asterdurge fanfic Perfect Slaughter! I cannot be convinced otherwise!!