👉 Cards Against Humanity Is Sending Billboard Trucks To Net Neutrality Protests Around The Country

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I wanna make a dnd character who's soul goal in life is to piss off Asmodeus by creating a small demiplane directly below the Nine Hells called the Tenth Hell. This plane will be empty aside from a pool table, a beanbag chair, and sign in bad handwriting that just says "Asmodeus sux butt" And because his infernal contract states that he is only ruler of the NINE Hells, technically this character would be in control of the lowest level of the Hells Either one of two things will happen as a result of this. 1: Asmodeus will ignore it and assume that this one small demiplane is not worth his time. But being the power hungry, lawful evil deity that he is will live his immortal life knowing in the back of his mind that there is one part of hell that is metaphorically "above" his own, that he holds no rule over. And this will slowly eat him up over the course of millennia or 2: He or his lackeys are sent to either take over or destroy the demiplane and the character, but Asmodeus has to acknowledge the fact that he spent time, effort, and thought into doing so. And he, the god of Hell, must acknowledge that even he had momentarily sunk down to the pettiness of mortals. And my character dies happy knowing this Either way my character wins

The signs as weird stuff I've said

Aries: When life gets difficult, sometimes you just need to be difficult with life!

Taurus: I'm sorry I ate all the pizza.

Gemini: (in the voice of Joe from Family Guy) Peter PEter pEEETer pEEEEEEEEEEEEEter

Cancer: Meh.

Leo: I have to have the butt in the relationship.

Libra: I would never get between you two, I ship you guys too much!

Scorpio: If you guys do not shut up I swear to God I will hurl both of you into the fudging sun.

Sagittarius: *incoherent pterodactyl screeching*

Capricorn: *after doing any kind of physical work or labor* My being hurts!

Aquarius: I've jus never looked at someone and thought, "I wanna be inside that!"

Pisces: I will aLWAYS CRY DURING THE ORIGINAL POKEMON MOVIE!!!

From now on, every time an obviously gay couple is referred to as just “friends,” let’s all respond with this picture

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🚨This is a Red Alert for net neutrality 🚨

Last December, the FCC voted to to kill net neutrality. If we do not take action, this will kill the free and open internet as we know it. The internet needs you—all of you—to make sure your voices are heard NOW.

We need all hands on deck for this one. It may be our last chance. If you’re feeling under-informed and overwhelmed about why net neutrality is so incredibly important, we have this handy guide just for you.

Here’s what you can do to save the internet:

In mid-May, the Senate will vote on a resolution to overrule the FCC using the Congressional Review Act (CRA). We only need one more vote in the Senate to win. Write or call your Senators or Representatives. You can also text BATTLE to 384-387 to get more information on how to write to your reps. You can do this, Tumblr.

Join us and dozens of your other favorite companies like Etsy, Vimeo, Reddit, and GitHub to raise awareness with the Red Alert campaign being run by Battle for the Net. Just add this small widget to your Tumblr to let your followers know how they can contact their reps. It’s as easy as copying and pasting the small line of code right into the customize theme page on the web.

This is important. This matters. It’s up to you to help. 

IMPORTANT

attention all Officials, all Tumblr users, whoever the fuck you are.

This is severely important.

Ever sit down after a stressful day, watch your favorite youtuber, do commissions, etc.? Well in FOUR DAYS, that can all be taken away very easily. We’re so close yet so *far* from possibly saving the internet, and those who’s lives depend on it. Within this blog, there will be a link to a petition to stop net neutrality from being killed. There are many people who’s jobs are online. online schooling. the internet is extrememly important, and we can’t let the FCC take it away! Instead of just merely liking this post, sign the petition and reblog this post!

>> Here’s the link. <<

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.