so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear.
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
ok listen up. we don’t need a fucking petition. cause Discord got our back:
signing your fucking name won’t work. you gotta talk to them right now.
If you have Discord, this will pop up in your screen on your phone. It comes with a automatic button to call Congress.
Stop the petitions. Don’t stay down. Speak up. Literally.
UPDATE: FCC IS LITERALLY GOING TO END IT ALL. OUR ONLY HOPE IS CONVINCING OUR LAW MAKERS. CALL NOW!
I wanna make a dnd character who's soul goal in life is to piss off Asmodeus by creating a small demiplane directly below the Nine Hells called the Tenth Hell. This plane will be empty aside from a pool table, a beanbag chair, and sign in bad handwriting that just says "Asmodeus sux butt" And because his infernal contract states that he is only ruler of the NINE Hells, technically this character would be in control of the lowest level of the Hells Either one of two things will happen as a result of this. 1: Asmodeus will ignore it and assume that this one small demiplane is not worth his time. But being the power hungry, lawful evil deity that he is will live his immortal life knowing in the back of his mind that there is one part of hell that is metaphorically "above" his own, that he holds no rule over. And this will slowly eat him up over the course of millennia or 2: He or his lackeys are sent to either take over or destroy the demiplane and the character, but Asmodeus has to acknowledge the fact that he spent time, effort, and thought into doing so. And he, the god of Hell, must acknowledge that even he had momentarily sunk down to the pettiness of mortals. And my character dies happy knowing this Either way my character wins
Just a reminder to check if you are accidentally using your data and not your wifi so you can swap back over
Frankie hopes you feel better soon and brought a snack if that helps!
Yep this sudden burst of anxiety is awful. I might go and binge watch markiplier videos. Maybe that’ll help.
Don't underestimate the power of garnet's hugs!
Not trying to be nitpicky. I loved the episode. But, she can survive this…
And this…
But getting lightly squeezed around the midsection causes…
I mean…yeah.
Look just be nice to each other or I swear I will turn this Tumblr around right now and go home! Understand?!?
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