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This is a work of art.

With that said, the mind behind this concerns me a little. How does this come across your mind?

If you think about it the Mafia should start a front business doing this. There will be sufficient customers for it to be useful for money laundering and also when an actual mafia boss dies their guys don’t have to watch their language at the funeral because everyone assumes they are just actors for the bit.

At this point the “once in a lifetime crashes” are “once in a lifetime” because they smaller than the ones you’ll have for the rest of your life

Nope. You made your bed, now lie in it. Just be happy I trust you with my problems

Although I do feel like we should normalize a different non question greeting and get “how are you doing” back to actually being a check in.

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over