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At this point the “once in a lifetime crashes” are “once in a lifetime” because they smaller than the ones you’ll have for the rest of your life

Croissant manatee 🥐

You know, I think in the current job environment every young person should have their first job be as a camp counselor. It makes every other job seem divine in comparison. “You’re saying I’m only working 40 hours a week? Wow, I’ll have so much free time!” “I get paid how much?? Whoa! Minimum wage is so high! I’m making twice as much each week!”

With that said I’m legitimately thinking about going back in a year or two

A man and a woman platonically raising a child together and not falling in love has to be the biggest plotwist in the Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves movie AND my favorite part

Such a good boy for helping you start your fire

We aren’t ok, but now we’re (hopefully) one step closer

(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes