THE BABYYYYYY

I live in Texas. The way we've had an earthquake, a severe line of tornadic storms and now a historic extreme red flag warning due to insane winds, accompanied with wildfires and a random dust storm in like a span of 3 days has me convinced the planetary alignment in Transformers Prime that caused natural disasters is happening irl. someone call Optimus prime dawg Unicron is waking up.

earthspark prowl

It’s so SHINY

AWOOOOOOOGA

@the-discombobulator-inator

I want Getaway carnally

*looks around*

Hi there!

Consider: Sunder x Getaway

:3

:0

Wowzers we are starting of stronk that’s so sillers

I’d love to hear more actually

Edit:ack misspelled a tag lol

reblog this post ONLY if you're older than it, people born after july 27 2024 DNI

don't give up

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

#the next Wednesday 19 will be in March 2025

What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your spaghizzli spaghetti flavored twizzlers