The-crowned-rat - World’s Smartest Idiot

How r u out here being homophobic and still writing mpreg 😭

Those are two entirely separate things. But I guess I couldn’t expect someone like you to understand that.

the fact that the riddler only had like 500 followers but they showed up to do his bidding is so fucked when you think about it. i have way more followers than him why dont you guys ever do that for me

4 days until wet rat wednesday

Well played….

Let’s say you’re still completely in the dark but we love you anyway. We love you. We really do.

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

custody battle / murder attempt 

big ben just fucking explodes

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the mashup you didnt need.