"That's Right, I Forgot My Weapons. But I Do Have This Fork." He Wiggled It. "You Are So Forked."

Bro.....what if 😳......you break into my house 🏡......and hold a knife 🔪 at my throat.....and I think how beautiful you are 😳......bro......👉👈......

Thomas Lightwood , gay & tol since 1885™

Alastair Carstairs , gay & angry since 1884™

This was a trainwreck from start to finish and I loved every single part of it

Sometimes a family is you, your mother, the man who’s been in love with your mother for a very long time but only recently married her, your fiancé, your fiancé’s brother and sister, your best friend of all time who is also your fiancé’s sister’s fiancé, their parents, the man who helped your mother wipe your memories who is also your fiancé’s brother’s husband, their two sons, the woman who helped your mom keep you safe who is also your fiancé’s great-great-great-great-grandmother, her husband, their child, the husband’s great-great-great-great-great-niece, her boyfriend, his seven siblings, his eldest sister’s wife, his eldest brother’s boyfriend (who happens to be the Unseelie King) and girlfriend, your fiancé’s long-lost cousin who his great-great-great-great-grandmother adopted, your nephew, two Princes of Hell, your father and brother no one wants to talk about, the Seelie Queen, your fiancé’s brother’s husband’s two best friends (one of whom was presumed dead for about five years), your fiancé’s great-great-great-great-grandfather who his great-great-great-great-grandmother and her husband still love, his two children, their parabatai and friends, their cousins, and their parabatai’s siblings and parents

Me when Malcolm is mentioned in a book set before tda:

200 followers!!!!!

*le gasp* wow i never expected this to happen i feel like a celebrity on one of those award show thingys but only instead of everyone barely caring you just care even less

But anyways thank u alllllll I love you

The one with Matthew and James rlly got me tho😂

The Last Hours: Matthew Fairchild

“Humanity is drawn to light, not darkness.”

All I want is a fic of Kit unconsciously calling Tessa mom for the first time. Please. It's all I need and I'm not good enough at fluff to write it

Alastair's scandalous song performance would have definitely been more appreciated at the Hell Ruelle

Someone give this man a break

Alastair with his trusty spears!