Matthew: If An Individual Has Never Tried Broccoli And Another Has Tried It Once, And Both Say 'I Do

Ahhh why😭

Don’t worry about me

A depressing Lily fic inspired by this post, so thank you @consul-lightwood-bane and @littleminacarstairs for the idea :) 

(tagging @themostawesomehuman @idontgetit-whydoihavetosaymyname @everysquareinch @friendlyneighbourhoodreader @brotherlipsmackariahs bc for some reason y’all like my writing)

Sorry in advance for my writing i wrote this way too late at night

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“Why if it isn’t my favorite little blueberry!” Lily Chen smiled as she walked into the Lightwood-Bane household. “Hey Maxie! Hi Rafe!” 

“Auntie Lily!!” The two cried. Max was barley shorter than Lily now, his blue hair tickled her nose as she gave him and Rafe a quick embrace. She could hardly call them little now, with Rafe being a fully trained Shadowhunter who was nearly half a head taller than her and Max not far behind. 

“Lily!” Magnus emerged from his and Alec’s room at the end of the hall, fully dressed in a maroon button-down shirt laced with an intricate gold pattern and matching bottom. Alec followed his husband out of the room, though he was dressed much less flamboyantly, sporting a simple black shirt and pants. 

“You two look spectacular!” Lily winked, her eyes teasing. “Though your shirt is looking a little rumpled there Alec.” 

Magnus smiled. “You do too.” Lily was wearing a pale blue trench coat that matched her hair over a simple white t-shirt and black jeans that made the most of her lack of height.

Lily smirked. “I better. This jacket is a favorite of mine.”

Alec blushed and shook his head, his dark hair glowing in the sunset. “Thanks for agreeing to watch the kids tonight, Lily.”

“Never an issue! I love these two! Plus it’s always nice, having an excuse to put Elliot in charge.” She laughed at Alec’s horrified expression. “Make the clan breathe a sigh of relief when I return.”

Rafe made a sound of protest. “Dad, I’m nearly thirteen. I can watch myself and Max. Not that I don’t like seeing you Auntie Lily.” Lily feigned hurt.

Magnus laughed. “It’s never a bad thing to have Lily around, Raf. Besides, she can help you out if Max turns into an uncontrollable bat again.”

Max made a face. “Hey!! That was one time. One time.” The loft filled with laughter, and Alec and Magnus said their goodbyes.

“Have fun tonight boys!” Lily wiggled her eyebrows, causing Magnus to laugh, and Alec to blush (again).

“Thanks again Lily!”

“See you tomorrow!”  

As soon as the door closed, Lily pushed back her long, jet-black hair and clapped her hands together. “So. What do you boys have planned?”

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no one’s allowed to play will herondale it’s illegal

oh my- oh my g- a royal family au

ARE KIT AND KIERAN RELATED? LIKE ARE THEY BROS? STEP BROS? COUSIN BROS? THEY ARE RELATED, AREN’T THEY? MY PRECIOUS BOYS ARE RELATED. KIT IS BOTH RELATED TO JACE AND KIERAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCK THE WINDSORS THIS IS THE ONLY ROYAL FAMILY I AM INTERESTED IN

Ok I finally found all the times Kit refers to Ty as Beautiful or uses a synonym for beautiful.

Pg. 378 and 379 in Lady Midnight.

Pg. 108, 369, 455, 479, and 600 in Lord of Shadows.

Pg. 51, 171, and 352 in QOAAD.

I also made a note of everytime Kit waxes poetic about Ty's appearance in some way.

Pg. 378 and 379 in Lady Midnight.

Pg. 79, 86, 108, 160, 171, 366, 367, 369, 369, 479, 600 and 666 in Lord of Shadows.

Pg. 51, 66, 73, 77, 116, 171, 272, 320, 325, 352, 628, and 869 in QOAAD.

I spent 6 hours looking this up, this is what happens when you're autistic/adhd.

Ahhhh I love this so much

TLH Time Travel Fic!

chapter three 

chapter one  chapter two 

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That's what I said

*glares at the makers of the shadowhunters tv show*

Good morning/night to those that remember Will Herondale has a Welsh Dragon on his ass, and good morning/night to those people ONLY

@sophiescones

I just realized... if Grace and Christopher do end up together in COT (PLEASE PLEASE) then Charles will have been left for a Lightwood THRICE

Person: Man, the Blackthorn's sure are tied to a lot of fairies

Mark: what

Kieran *holding Mark's hand*: do

Helen: you

Kit *sitting in Ty's lap*: mean

Ash *braiding Dru's hair*: ???

It's the legendary post I was literally just looking for this

Parabatai Mambo

A little bit of JEMMA in my life

A little bit of JALEC by my side

A little bit of WAYWOOD is all I need

A little bit of HERONCHILD is what I see

A little bit of CARSDALE in the sun

A little bit of HERONSTAIRS all night long

A little bit of fanservice here I am

A little bit of feels makes me your man