If You Call Pedophilia A Kink Please Unfollow Me And Never Talk To Me Again

gay men who don’t acknowledge trans men as actual men

Update: I slowed down only a little bit and now my lip is busted and my forehead is bruised. I’m gonna do it again and not slow down

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

you shouldn't ask your provider how much of a prescription you can pick up at one time. and you definitely shouldn't ask if you can refill a prescription before the precious one is fully used. and you definitely, under no circumstances ever, should tell your insurance you're going on an extended vacation/study abroad/new job opportunity out of the country, which would mean you would need your prescription to contain more to be picked up at once, which would also make it covered as normal by your insurance. you should not do any of this because it's insurance fraud and illegal and in our perfect country with our perfect government and perfect justice system, we don't need to so things like that.

just a list of things to not think about in the next month or so.

Racetrack Higgins plays trumpet and bari sax because Loud

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

(If you would like further explanation don't be afraid to ask!)

Name: Doodle 💙💜

Gender: female

Star Sign: pisces ♓

Height: 5'9"

Sexuality: Pansexual + Polyamorous

Hogwarts House: Slytherin 💚💚💚

Fav Animal: Horses (riding since I was a baby) or Starfish (no clue why)

Average Amount of Sleep: 2 hours (I'm gonna die)

Current Time: 9:32

Blankets you Sleep With: one fluffy Hogwarts blanket

Dogs or Cats: Cats 😼

Dream Job: Organismal Biologist with a focus in Ecology

When I Made my Blog: Beginning of Quarantine

Followers: 65 (I love you all 😘)

Why I Made a Tumblr: Because Newsies

Reason for URL: I played Racetrack Higgins in our local production of Newsies 3 years in a row (it was a bit of a problem, we were broke) and everyone kept telling me I was really good at his iconic line "the woild is yer erster, ya know, ya fancy clam wit a poyle inside" soooooo yeah

Tagging: @agentsnickers @jewishdavidjacobs @luv-ya-hun @imperfectapollo @narvaeztrash @thespacegeranium and anyone else who wants to do this!💚💙💜

Get to know the writer

I was tagged by @captianrexisboo – tysm! I love this stuff lmao. I’ll try my best not to overshare today 

Instructions: tag 10 followers that you want to get to know better

NAME: Aubrey

GENDER: female

STAR SIGN: Capricorn

HEIGHT: 5′ 6″

SEXUALITY: straight

HOGWARTS HOUSE: Ravenclaw

FAVORITE ANIMAL: either pigmy goats or sea turtles

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 7-8

CURRENT TIME: 10:58 am

BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: comforter with or without sheets, but also a fuzzy purple blanket I drag around to school, vacations, etc. 

DOGS OR CATS: cats, but I like dogs too :)

DREAM JOB: a novelist or college professor why not both?

WHEN I MADE MY BLOG: this blog’s about a month old now, but I’ve been on Tumblr since like 2014 under a different blog

FOLLOWERS: 165

WHY I MADE A TUMBLR: Originally? I was 13 and thought that Tumblr was edgier than Pinterest lol. Recently though I fell into the nightmare that is the Star Wars vortex and I needed a place to Vent and Scream into the Void about Obi-Wan Kenobi

REASONS FOR URL: Elgarain was the name my favorite SW OC. I also stan one (1) high jedi general of the Republic so I just combined the two 

PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW (I’m including some artists, not just writers. This is a no-pressure whatsoever tag 😊): @xxglossii, @doctorsteeb, @generalekenobi, @sana-katarn, @harisaenaja, @stanakin96, @nilhenwen, @generic-geek-girl, @jaigrex, @just-a-dot

Race: This thing between Spot and I is super casual.

Spot: I wouldn’t even classify it as a “this”.

Newsies: This is your wedding day.

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

I don’t lose. Especially when showing affection

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Can they flirt, aftg edition

Andrew: can but hates it. Makes him feel desperate. Also the man of his dreams registered none of it and literally only responded to Andrew being a weirdo so clearly it's all a scam.

Dan: yes, but can't see it as more than an act for when you want to get into someone's pants. Makes life hell for Matt before they start dating. Makes life *very fun* once they do.

Allison: absolutely. Does not respect any man who falls for it.

Matt: learned from watching guys try to flirt with his mom and her boxing friends, so his tactics are somewhat...demographically skewed. Eats shit when trying to romance Dan.

Aaron: Contrary to what second-hand accounts may tell us, this man is oozing charisma. Med student jock who goes to therapy, it's the whole package. If he were nine inches taller he would be the main character.

Nicky: bagged a man with high school-level grasp of his language. Raised two teens on a bartender salary. The results speak for themselves.

Kevin: nope. This man is fake as hell, star factor is doing alllllll the heavy lifting here. Unless you're as obsessed with exy as he is, in which case you're liable to confuse his attention *on* you with attention *to* you. Many have fallen victim to this effect. There is no support group.

Seth: chernobyl-level "you could fix me" aura

Renee: you're not sure if she's flirting or just being nice. Your friends are no help. Her friends seem to have a monetary incentive in the answer and can't be trusted. Your best shot might literally be praying for mercy.

Neil: ITS A TRAP HE'S STEALING YOUR WALLET

Race: I finally understand my anatomy.

Race: I have a big heart, a small bladder, and a small brain