Nooooo Don’t Feel Bad!!! My Sister And I Have Been Planning This Kinda Stuff For A While And After

Crutchie: I think that the difference between us is that you like cars, whereas I wouldn’t know the difference between a Ford and a Honda if they both ran me over.

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Anyone who does not reblog this is an idiot.

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

But now I feel bad that I’ve made you feel bad which will make Finch (my hermit crab) feel bad and then everyone will feel bad so you legally can’t feel bad now

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Spot: I have the sharpest memory. Name one thing I’ve forgotten.

Race: You forgot me and Albert in the Walmart parking lot 3 days ago.

Spot: That was on purpose. Try again.

Davey: not to be technical but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution

some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)

well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!

introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities

anyone who can, pls reblog!

New ask meme: send in your headcanons about me 💌

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…