Jack: If I Die My Funeral’s Gonna Be The Biggest Party And You’re All Invited.

So my neighbor, a cute little 10 year old, decided that she wanted to know why I hyped up newsies so much. And so, we watched it. And I realized that a 10 year old is so extremely extra. Here are some of the things that have happened since watching livesies.

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Me: *sitting on the hammock texting*

Her: *for 26 minutes straight* I wanna watch the crutchie musical!!!!! Play the crutchie musical!!!!!! CRUTCHIE!!!!!!

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Me: I love dutchy so much, even though he doesn't get enough screentime or love

Her: *from across the street* CRUTCHIE?!?!?!

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Her: sing the crutchie song!!!

Me: sings letter to the refuge while trying not to cry every time

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Who knew this cute little girl could be so demanding

HEY FUN CHALLENGE

reblog this if u agree triggering people is wrong, even if you don’t think their trigger is ‘that bad’/real/valid in your (wrong) opinion.

But now I feel bad that I’ve made you feel bad which will make Finch (my hermit crab) feel bad and then everyone will feel bad so you legally can’t feel bad now

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

But like how will you ever know what will really happen? This is all just theoretical. I’ll do it with you

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Can they flirt, aftg edition

Andrew: can but hates it. Makes him feel desperate. Also the man of his dreams registered none of it and literally only responded to Andrew being a weirdo so clearly it's all a scam.

Dan: yes, but can't see it as more than an act for when you want to get into someone's pants. Makes life hell for Matt before they start dating. Makes life *very fun* once they do.

Allison: absolutely. Does not respect any man who falls for it.

Matt: learned from watching guys try to flirt with his mom and her boxing friends, so his tactics are somewhat...demographically skewed. Eats shit when trying to romance Dan.

Aaron: Contrary to what second-hand accounts may tell us, this man is oozing charisma. Med student jock who goes to therapy, it's the whole package. If he were nine inches taller he would be the main character.

Nicky: bagged a man with high school-level grasp of his language. Raised two teens on a bartender salary. The results speak for themselves.

Kevin: nope. This man is fake as hell, star factor is doing alllllll the heavy lifting here. Unless you're as obsessed with exy as he is, in which case you're liable to confuse his attention *on* you with attention *to* you. Many have fallen victim to this effect. There is no support group.

Seth: chernobyl-level "you could fix me" aura

Renee: you're not sure if she's flirting or just being nice. Your friends are no help. Her friends seem to have a monetary incentive in the answer and can't be trusted. Your best shot might literally be praying for mercy.

Neil: ITS A TRAP HE'S STEALING YOUR WALLET

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THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH YOU ARE NOW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED ❤️🧡💛💚💜💕💞💓💝💖💗

Someone: I don’t really like Crutchie

Jack: Unfriended, unfollowed, blocked, ignored, my mom’s calling your mom, you’re not invited to my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash birthday party

I did, I thought hard becuase my brain works. Also did you just put in your tags that people don't deserve rights as humans. Because you know that means they don't deserve the right to live. Did you just basically tell pan people they don't deserve the right to live. Because thats what that means when you say they don't deserve rights

Are you telling me I should only be attracted to genatalia and nothing else matters. Are you saying I should date an abusive person because they have the genatalia "I like". Becuase that's what you're saying and in that case you also dont support healthy relationships. Because in healthy relationships, you mutually love everything about each other, including, yes including, personality. If you fall in love with someone based solely on genatalia you're gonna have major problems down the road.

This is making me hate pansexuals more, bro. Please think hard about what you just said.

Spot: I have the sharpest memory. Name one thing I’ve forgotten.

Race: You forgot me and Albert in the Walmart parking lot 3 days ago.

Spot: That was on purpose. Try again.