After Much Deliberation, And With Many Thanks To @lucy-the-cat I Have Come To The Realisation That Taste

Do you think Shade was called "Shade", like "shade", the synonym for spirit/ghost because he spent most of the first book "dead" and then died for real in book 2

Jazzy J aka The best skibidi RIZZLER if you ever were in red queen needed to rizz up Maven, what would you say to him?

*Please don't ask why, your name is just pure gold*

I’d probably just say I preferred him to cal, idk my dude is just so starved of *actual* love and affection I think anything could sway him (or not, a little bird DID tell me that he could have a crush on this girl called mae? Mace? Mare?)

I just think if you matched his freak enough then he would be a goner, as you pointed outbI am a bit of a rizzler tho so here are some *specific* lines I’d use:

“You must be a spark cuz you’ve ignited something deep in me 😉😈”

“No wonder your a calore, cuz you are SMOKIN’ “

“Did you come with a fire extinguisher? ‘Cause you just set my heart ablaze. 😜”

And my all time fave that works on everyone:

“What’s shakin bacon” 🥓

Xoxo jazzy j

*reads fanfiction with the most incredible description, most incredible inner monologue, most incredible dialog, most incredible pacing, most incredible world building, and just most incredible writing*

*looks at my own shrimpy writing skills*

*looks back at incredible fanfiction*

*blinks*

*shakes it with unyielding force*

"HOW DO I DO THAT?!?!?!??!?!!?"

I just saw a fic where mare was in on mavens plan and they ruled together, it was really short, I’m pretty sure it was less than a thousand words but I’m low-key considering something similar but multi part, like a good long fic

Lmk what yall think

Jess

FINAL RESULTS 🥳

I've got 90% of chapter 1 done, just need to edit and wrap it up, can't wait for yall's to read this

MAREVEN FANFICTION

Maven would definitely sing taste by Sabrina Carpenter to mare about cal like,

“Oh, I leave quite an impression. Five feet to be exact”

“I heard you're back together and if that's true. You'll just have to taste me when he's kissin' you If you want forever, I bet you do. Just know you'll taste me too”

Like tell me these aren’t the sassiest most maven coded lines you’ve ever heard

(I tried to add some lines that I thought really screamed maven but then I ended up with the entire song so, yeah just enjoy these)

The way this would be maven and mare

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

PEOPLE SEND ME INTERESTING ASKS THEY CAN BE SPICY (like drama not nsfw), QUESTIONS, SILLY, BITS, PHOTOS, MEMES, ROLEPLAYS ANYTHINGGGG PLS IM SO BORED I WILL ACTUALLY DIE

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if i see that mf flesh hat ad ONE MORE TIME

Maven Calore.