My Camel Straight Up Told Me "man I Am Not Carrying Another Fucking Straw" Like Wtf Asshole Its Just

hey, zuko here 👋

i hate it here im gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] find the Avatar and restore my honor

I would give my soul for this 🙏 (I fear this is every day of the year for me tho 😔)

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

Since you're the best skibidi rizzler how would u pizza up all the rq characters?

welp here goes:

Maven: "Is it hot in here, or just you" - followed by me serenading him with a one woman hamilton production (cus he likes the theatre ya see)

Mare: "Are you lightning? Cuz I wanna make you McQueen" - and then I would choose literally anything over her (i sensed a recurring theme in the books and it seemed to end well for all parties 🥰)

Cal: "Are you a campfire? cuz I want s'more" - and then i'd pull out marshmellows and we'd make s'mores

Kilorn: "Are you a fisherman? Cuz i'm hooked" - before becoming a fish and doing the macarana (in my head he isn't exactly straight so idk what to do for him)

Iris Cygnet: "Am I drowning or just looking into your eyes?" - and then she'd probably actually drown me but like in a cool fun way

Evangeline: I am not getting in the way of my fave girl kissers, but if i did - "Are you a steel drum? Because the rhythm of your heartbeat is music to my ears"

Im actually well proud of some of these, I guess thats why they call me the best skibidi rizzler

MAREVEN FANFICTION

Maven Calore.

The way this would be maven and mare

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

I've come to the realisation that this is a hyperfixation atp so here are parallels/links/things that remind me of Red Queen (most are maven because ........ ) *update after i finished typing all this, they're all mavem .....................yeah, heh he heh hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhagaggaaahhhaaaahhhh)

Aegon Targaryen in House of the Dragon really really reminds me of Maven like especially the whole stealing your siblings throne. He also looks like how I pictured him too y'know (just really blonde)

Then of course theres King George in Hamilton, I'll send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love like c'mon that just screams mareven

Mare and Maven in rq 1 reallllly reminded me of katpee (katniss and peeta) like a forced relationship, having to perform for the people, when I read rq the first time i was really hoping they would *fix* maven a similar way to how they helped peeta in mockingjay

Also girl on fire like....

This isn't all of them, but I'm in my any media I consume links back to maven calore, just give me a sec to work out the plot era

yes. yes he would.

would modern Au maven be a Radiohead listener this is the real question

I've never listened to radiohead so I don't know

Literally any ship that isnt nessian

me when a ship involves Nesta Archeron

Jazzy J aka The best skibidi RIZZLER if you ever were in red queen needed to rizz up Maven, what would you say to him?

*Please don't ask why, your name is just pure gold*

I’d probably just say I preferred him to cal, idk my dude is just so starved of *actual* love and affection I think anything could sway him (or not, a little bird DID tell me that he could have a crush on this girl called mae? Mace? Mare?)

I just think if you matched his freak enough then he would be a goner, as you pointed outbI am a bit of a rizzler tho so here are some *specific* lines I’d use:

“You must be a spark cuz you’ve ignited something deep in me 😉😈”

“No wonder your a calore, cuz you are SMOKIN’ “

“Did you come with a fire extinguisher? ‘Cause you just set my heart ablaze. 😜”

And my all time fave that works on everyone:

“What’s shakin bacon” 🥓

Xoxo jazzy j