Se Solo Fossi Più Magra.

Se solo fossi più magra.

Se solo dimagrissi un po’.

Se fossi magra, saresti bellissima.

Se solo perdessi qualche chilo.

Perché non vai in palestra?

Non è un po’ troppo quel piatto di pasta?

Sei sicura che puoi mangiarlo?

Con i chili in meno, ti starebbe benissimo.

A te non lo do, fa ingrassare.

Peserai più di me e vuoi un piatto come il mio?

Peccato, hai un bel viso ma…se fossi magra.

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