The Crown (Diu Crône) By Heinrich Von Dem Türlin Translated By J. W. Thomas

look at me I was super tired and irritated for several days and wanted to write the saltiest thing ever but I didn't because I try to be a good person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 tell me I'm cool and great.

I really want to read some fanfics with nhs as the villain, but the thing is that finding them is actually very difficult. because usually "dark!nhs" tag means that he will be like cruel but magnificent and gloriously evil and doing some evil but sexy things. and I don't want that I want him as the cowardly sleazy bastard he is and for the story to make fun of him.

I read a x*ch*ng fanfic long ago which had the exact type of him (plotting his evil plot and then immediately pathetically crying in the next scene) so I suppose I must search somewhere in the w*ngx**n or x*ch*ng centric fanfics but oh. just how many of them I will need to look through before I find something?

same with jgy. where's all these cringe fanfics making him into some cringe evil villain that his stans always complain about? I may (?) count as his stan but still. I want this I want cringe.

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

attempting to atheistify the ancient tribal sun worshipper but the more scientific sun facts i tell them the more hyped they get about the sun

I'm sorry but not really

Yes, I spent an hour or two making THIS

The original:

yayyyyy it's my birthday!! I'm 19 now :>

I think that's because I interacted too much with the one blog. Like stayed scrolling it and liking posts/sending them to drafts or something. because literally 5 minutes ago I could comment and then I couldn't and the dms are off and my reblogs aren't in the notes again??

DID IT FUCKING HAPPEN AGAIN?????

what is the world without hope. one day I will be un-banned.

ok no writing posts at 2 am again go to sleep you repetitive bitch