You've Been Randomly Selected By The Government To Fight Space Aliens. Spin This Wheel Twice To See The

A man needs a hobby while he's waiting for his beloved disciple to return from the dead and torture him!!!

(SQQ is a complete fucking freak and I love him so much)

”Men think about the Roman Empire” “What’s the female version of the Roman Empire” SHUT UPPPPP. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP. AS A WOMAN I LOVE THE ROMAN EMPIRE. AS A WOMAN I LOVE ANCIENT HISTORY AND BATTLES AND POLITICAL INSTABILITY. THE “GIRL VERSION OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE” IS THE ROMAN EMPIRE. IM GOING TO STAB YOU 23 TIMES

You think since the Lan do handstands but also there's no running allowed in the cloud recesses = Lans always skip leg day and everyone's built like an upside down Dorito in the cloud recesses

love relationships between fictional ppl over 50. you skip all that teenage hormonal shit and go straight to what counts: war crimes and making each other worse

Please draw Nie Huaisang 🙏🙏🙏🙏 just like having fun on a nice walk somewhere or painting or anything 🙏🙏🙏🙏 please please please please I love your art style so much (no pressure tho)

Danmei every day HERES HE

I DID IT

I REALLY DID IT

Now I should be really careful to not to do something that will make me look like a bot and be shadowbanned again.... I guess new blogs shouldn't like/post/reblog/subscribe too much in their first days of existence?

i can't find the bracket poll in question right now, but the funniest jiggy fandom moment to me will always be when ships involving him won first second AND third place in the "cql most divorced" bracket poll. truly the character of all time.

{ Jin GuangYao}

Since I made Er- Ge first, it was a must to make A-Yao as well ^^~💖 The Untamed design! Our lovely Evil mastermind x3💖

by Guilty Rose art 🌹

Prints available soon ^^✨

So about that definitely real TikTok trend huh. Call that 蓝洗臣 amiriteeeee

Sponge and washcloth pngs are from clnclm; shampoo is from furby-swag; everything else I transparented myself lmao. Shoutout to irrealisms, spiritunwilling, and coldwind-shiningstars for finding the small towel, the Irish Spring soap, and the Spring Breakup soap respectively