Some Of You Didn’t Spend Four Years Waiting For Ben Solo’s Redemption Arc And For Him And Rey To

🌟old movies renamed🌟

rear window: the boy who cried murder

an american in paris: i guess we should add some singing to all of these dance numbers

the philadelphia story: i want you back, i want you back🎵

how to steal a million: gullibility and sarcasm fall in love and steal a dinky statue

cabaret: drag and scandalous dances in WWII

the sound of music: where a kid can be a kid (and fucking sing like a normal child)

bringing up baby: can we keep him? please?

seven brides for seven brothers: abduction cause its romantic

singing in the rain: good morning🍊🎵there are 16 oranges in every tropicana pure premiu-

it's a wonderful life: a cute old man fixes jimmy stewart's many problems

the shop around the corner: we're better staying pen pals than actually dating

breakfast at tiffany's: she's lowkey a psycho but it's all about love and cats anyway

roman holiday: tomboy princess takes a day off and then has to face reality again

star!: gertie get your shit together

my fair lady: men are snobs and the english have a social system based on speech

sabrina: you got hurt and couldn't go on dates with me so i dated your brother instead

thoroughly modern millie: everyone is extra and there are white people who play asian people and horrible sex trafficking but it's okay because carol channing

west side story: why the fuck do you love him after he literally murdered your brother oh well he died so who cares anyway

harvey: polite and innocent man is a bit loopy so everyone tries to lock him up

gone with the wind: you don't love me?!?! but you gotta, i guess i'll marry all of the south to make you jealous

casablanca: paris and kids being looked at

the african queen: oh we almost died but we didn't so let's kiss and build a torpedo from scratch

on golden pond: where everyone won best actor/actress and 74 year old katharine hepburn did her own fucking stunts

annie get your gun: frank butler is a fucking selfish wienie

lawrence of arabia: nice, noble man goes crazy over the course of 4 hours

the wizard of oz: everything magical and good in the world is a hoax, kids

cinderella: cinderelly, cinderelly, we're woodland creatures providing comical pastime

snow white: practice makes perfect, disney, because this movie was on drugs

sleeping beauty: let's take a story about rape and make it for kids but then add unrealistic body types

gold finger: look it's the german villain from chitty chitty bang bang in a bond movie

chitty chitty bang bang: this movie was also on drugs but it's still great

funny face: audrey and fred in france

🌟i love all these movies so much so don't get your panties in a wad it's a joke:

“Every record was a shock when it came out. Compared to rabid R&B evangelists like the Rolling Stones, the Beatles arrived sounding like nothing else. They had already absorbed Buddy Holly, the Everly Brothers and Chuck Berry, but they were also writing their own songs. They made writing your own material expected, rather than exceptional.” - Elvis Costello x

the outsiders, 1983 [ dir. francis ford coppola ]

“ Nature’s first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaf’s a flower, But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf, So Eden sank to grief. So dawn goes down to day, Nothing gold can stay. ”

tonight i’m thinking about severus snape and all of his sacrifices. the strange relationship he had with harry for years of loathing yet caring. harry, the son of his one true love. the way he watched over him all for her. he cared for her so much deep down that he was willing to protect her child with another man. harry & snape were connected in missing her. that’s how he knew the doe plan would work. he would trust and follow the patronus because it felt like her.

I ran around my house yelling "THIS IS THE MOST TUMBLR THING IVE EVER WORN" so here ya go, tumblr

i just want people to think of me as someone who smells good and gives good advice

Why didn’t you? I did want to take your hand. Ben’s hand.

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