You Came Back Wrong And I Am Racked With Guilt Because I Cannot Bear To See You Like This And I Should

I will now thank Elmo for creating my favorite star crossed lovers story

SEASON 3 CONFIRMED, SEASON 3 CONFIRMED, SEASON 3 CONFIRMED, SEASON 3 CONFIRMED

I would apologize for the person I'm about to be for the next two or three years but we all know I'm not really sorry.

Good morning 😊

And in case I don't see you good afternoon, good evening and good night

Neil my dude, after showing my mother season one of Good Omens and my dad seeing a bit of it I mentioned you also wrote Coraline and either my mom or dad (don't remember which one said it) said you must have been a weird kid.

Could you please confirm or deny whether or not you were a Weird Kid™?

I was a weird kid.

Guys I can't listen to any Disney songs with a duet in it anymore because my brain is like

Want some ineffable husbands???

i remade this with a 1941 Snickers because..... reasons

I feel like azirphale and Crowley would be such a girls girls, like no joke

"Oh, you forget your perfume? I have some! "

"Your hair a mess? I got a brush! "

"Your hijab needs help? I have a pin!"

"You didn't eat? I got a snickers! " like no joke ugh they give off such vibes

“You okay, dear?”

can i talk abt it some more bc they r killing it

Time to feed unprofessional managers what they’ve been dishing out for far too long.

Reblog for larger dragon energy/sample size. 🐲

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