Hot People Have Tummy Problems! 🥺(And Im Mad At The Gov.) 😂😂

I’m absolutely overstimulated…I want to pull my eyes out and throw them and run into the woods.

Call Of Duty Audio Smut!

I realised I have not kept up with G W A reddit for a while and what has been going on? More Ghost, some König and Soap too! So here’s for your enjoyment :3 I have included both link to the post on G W A and straight to audio, since not everyone has Reddit, but please go give the artists some praise and comments if you like the audio! All audios are M4F, so male voices for female listeners. Have fun (as long as you’re an adult, MDNI!)

Simon “Ghost” Riley

Caught by Ghost by Badjhur (audio) (Mdom, dubcon)

Zero Hour by Badjhur (audio) (Mdom, squadmates to lovers)

Ghosting the Party by Badjhur (audio) (Mdom, interrogation)

Testing the Perimeter by Badjhur (audio) (Mdom, squadmates to lovers)

Only a Specialist’s Touch by Badjhur (audio) (Mdom, keep quiet, squadmates to lovers)

Training a Military Brat by Badjhur (audio) (Mdom, brat taming duh)

Clouded Conscience by Badjhur (audio) (Mdom, friends to lovers)

Lesson in Biochemistry by Badjhur (audio) (Mdom, sex pollen, dubcon)

Ghostly Comfort by  AmbroseKincaidVA (audio) (Mdom, comfort sex)

König

Doktor’s Orders by Badjhur (audio) (Msub König, established relationship)

Trapped in a cave? How about I touch you down there? by gehwild (audio) (Msub, size kink)

Taking Care of König by gehwild (audio) (Msub)

John “Soap” MacTavish

Coming Clean by touchshriek (audio) (Mdom, enemies to lovers, manhandling outdoor sex)

Late Hours by ScotsLibrarian (audio) (Mdom, interrogation)

Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers ( positivity is cool~)🌈🌈

Spamming your inbox and messages because I love you and you’re the sweetest ever

I absolutely don't mind you in my inbox, babe!! I like my eyes, they're a gray that reminds many folks of storms! I like the way I am with animals. I like how I am able to feed folks and keep them happy. My thighs- they're able to make pillows for my animals I like that I have semi-maternal energy.

i’m so fucken sick and i’m exhausted. Don’t know what I’ve got. Could be the absolute piss yellow clouds of pollen? absolutely! Could I have gotten something from the little brats that were near me open mouth coughing- that was definitely a sick cough? yup!

How it is in Tennessee currently....Not to mention the fucking humidity, my fucking ass is getting swamp tits.

I give all my mutuals full access to boop me as many times as you want. I’m a free use boop slut

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

In the same vein as You stopped sharing location with John Price...

After John installs the mystery app on your phone, you arrive home from work one day to find him speaking with your landlord. He's all smiles, hooking you around your waist and tugging you close. Yes, we're excited for this new chapter together. Thank you for understandin' about the lease. Sweetheart, won't you give him the keys now?

Not only is everything in your place gone, but it's spotless—professionally cleaned. There isn't even an imprint of your big ugly couch, which sat unmoved in the same spot for four years. A squeeze at your hip gets you moving, not unlike a spur finding a mare's flank. You dig out your keys, unclip your keychains, and drop them in your landlord's hand, who wishes you and your fiancé well.