Mhmm that too. I wanna be dead after that.
I would hope that I was used like a rag doll. I need to stuffed in multiple ways. I want to be a dead whore. 😂
It makes me giggle at the fact that you’re like nanami, now. I want both Nanami and Sanemi to tag team me. Like good bye walking. (It would be so worth it)
bestie tag-teaming implies they’re taking turns and that’s just not good enough.
I need BOTH. At the same time. I need to be a double stuffed spit roast incapable of breathing or leaking anything that ain’t them.
If I’m alive at the end of it, then we’ve gotta go again because clearly something didn’t go right. If my hair is still attached to my head?? They need to grip it harder. It my hips are still properly set?? Someone force me into the splits because clearly I wasn’t doing my job correctly.
aaaaaaaaa, i seee the hatman due to the 17 benadryl. lol (JK)
Puts their face in your chest on purpose:
Douma/Doma - it's a funny pastime to him
Sanemi Shinazugawa - you're comfy
Mitsuri Kanroji - Listen, you can face plant into her chest too so she takes the opportunity whenever she can
Accidentally trips and lands face (or hands) first into your chest - yes they scream in shock:
Uzui Tengen - Yes he screams, yes his hands are still firmly on your boobies and no, he's not let go yet
Rengoku Kyojuro - although he promptly backs away and apologizes in a very fast way
Akaza - Makes very disgruntled noises until he pulls away with a very high pitched screech
Accidentally trips and lands face (or hands) first into your chest - they accept their fate and don't move:
Giyu Tomioka - gives you a thumbs up when you ask him if he's okay and he just stays there for a while
Obanai Iguro - contemplates taking a nap between your boobs
Shinobu Kocho - she's tired and you happen to catch her, you won't mind if she takes a quick nap, right?
Stiff as a fucking board if they even BRUSHED against your chest:
Genya Shinaguzawa - ...... He's only just become confident in looking you in the eyes
Kokushibou - Your very pretty and his head starts to go places..... Will be thinking about his near chest experience
Gyutaro - he always has to be looking in your eyes when speaking, any sign of boobies and he dies on the spot
I need everyone to understand that even as Palestinians, with everything that we grew up witnessing and learning about, some of what we've been seeing unfold in Gaza is still too horrific for us to bear or wrap our heads around
Yuu:...Does your boyfriend have to be here?
Y/n*Holding Neuvillete's hand in your own, keeping him close...given he gets sad when you are apart*...
Neuvi*Straight face but internally a happy otter*🌸🌸🌸
Y/n*Raises brow*...Does yours?
Yuu:...W-wait-Horton isnt-...He gets lonely-
Mal*Happily sitting next to Yuu*Hehe🌸~
Y/n:Ahh mine too...
Yuu and Y/n...having clingy sensitive socially awkward dragon boys who emotional stare control the weather-
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Hashira!Y/n: We all have our demons...
Hashira!Y/n*Grabs Haganezuka hand*This one is mine~
Haganezuka*Screeches of the damned*
Y'all can thank @yuki2sksksk for making me do this...her part 4 left me with a need of chaotic fluff-
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.Â
pairing || Din Djarin x fem!Reader
summary || The clasps on bras should not be so fucking difficult. It’s a good thing Mando doesn’t mind lending you a helping hand.
word count ||Â 4,873
warnings || SMUT! p in v sex, kinda rough tbh, desperate Mando, cockwarming, a singular spank, love confessions bc I am soft for this manÂ
a/n || this was uh…something! I firmly believe that Mandalorians waste zero time once they find their person. Once they have them, they have them. No such thing as rushing to a Mandalorian, especially our TinCanMan. also, this gif destroys me
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The second you saw the bra as you perused the marketplace, your face lit up. The fabric was rich in color and ridiculously soft and you knew the second you had your hands on it that you were buying it. It wasn’t too expensive, a few credits more than what you’d usually be willing to pay for clothes, but hey, you deserved to splurge every now and then. You practically bounced with excitement as you made your way back to the Crest where Mando and the little green kiddo you adored waited for your return. It was nice to get some time to yourself, time where you didn’t have to chase after a rambunctious kid or have to squeeze past Mando’s huge frame in the small spaces of the Crest, but what could you say?
You missed your boys.Â
The ramp lowered as you drew closer and you smiled. Mando must have seen you approaching. The sight of him standing in the cockpit with the sleeping child cradled in his arm made your chest bloom with happiness. You paused on your way to set your bag on your bunk, distracted by the uncomfortable looking angle he held his arm at, and let out a quiet laugh. Mando’s silent tendencies left you to observe the way he held himself to discern how he was feeling, and after months of living with him, you could gauge him easily by the tilt of his helmet, the way he held his shoulders. You may not be fluent in Mando’a, but you were fluent in your Mandalorian.Â
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Yoooo I missed my dose of Effexor and I can tell it. I want night night and a dirt nap so bad. (I will have my dose tonight)