Im Trying To Prove A Point To My Mum

THE MALTESE FALCON (1931!!!) MENTIONED 🗣

queer/queer-coded old hollywood movies 

SPOOKY MONTH

i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today

he’s only toddler sized

that’s a whole man.

Being really into Frankenstein while at the same time being Chinese is so funny because every time Lord Byron gets brought up, the way his name is pronounced always makes me think of the word 白人 (bái rén), which translates into “white guy”. Lord White Guy.

I’m trans because Shang said he’d make a man out of me and I said “okay”

wow I. I just.2+4 =6, add a 0 at the end bc it’s int the tens place which gives you 60. Then add 7+8 =15, then add 15 to 60. This makes me feel like a toddler doing math (me) vs a college professor doing math.

Being non-binary is like instead of having an angel and a demon on ur shoulder u have a faggot and a dyke

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????