It Won’t Stop Bothering Me About It So H E R E

Fuck YEAH!

ALRIGHT LEES:

The Lers have taken over Tumblr. Hand teases, verbal teases, and it’s high time we flip the script, don’t you agree??

I say we tease them back. Arms up, taunting words, bratty attitudes if that’s your thing... Who’s with me?

Tagging a couple who have been affected by the Ler Teasing Storm: @twordish @gigglysparkles @clumsilee @flowerprotectionagency

@astrea-world

My brain having fic ideas is like catching your pet eating something.

Me: What’s that in your mouth? Spit it out right now

Brain: *Chews faster*

Me: *prying jaws open* that better not be another fake dating au. I’m still cleaning up the mess from the last one

I-

I had this weird dream and Aizawa was dressed like this so of course I drew it.

Love, it’s a lovely thing

What a fool he is, they got the charm to make EVERYONE fall in love >:) @crazy-obsessed-enby

10/10 would Reid again

Blush (Reid Request)

Request: Post prison Reid goes to his shy girlfriend’s house and finds a sex toy in her sock drawer, and Spencer confronts her for it because she would never usually own something like that. And it gets smutty. I just thought it would have been funny. A/N: You said funny, but other horny folks and I said rough sex. So, I hope you still enjoy it! Also, soft moment at the end because I am a sucker for aftercare. Couple: Spencer Reid/Fem!Reader 
 Category: Smut (NSFW, 18+ ONLY) Content Warning: penetrative sex, oral sex (female receiving), sex toy (vibrator, female receiving), fingering, overstimulation, Dom/Sub dynamic, jealousy, unprotected sex/creampie, multiple orgasms, crying during sex, soft degradation, brief implied Dom Drop and aftercare scene included Word Count: 6.1k

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The worst part about my job wasn’t the late nights — you get used to those pretty quickly. The problem was that I never got any warning for when they were about to happen, which meant that all of my plans were tentative at best. Half the time I didn’t even bother writing them down, knowing that I probably wouldn’t be able to make it, anyway.  

Luckily for me, my boyfriend was a very stubborn and persistent person, so he would usually wait up for me when we did have plans. Unfortunately for both of us, though, things had been… different… lately. It had only been a few weeks since he got out of prison, and the shift back to normal had been hard, to say the least. So, I figured the least I could do for the time being was to make a note of when I was supposed to see him so that he wouldn’t be left waiting for me.

This is all to say that when I came home from work that night, there was no reason for me to believe there would be someone else in my apartment. And yet, as I turned the corner into my room, I was confronted with the sight of a person sitting in the dark on my bed.

“Spencer!” I squeaked, practically jumping in the air and clutching my chest.

“Hey there, bunny,” Spencer cooed, tilting his head as his eyes scanned over my uniform. If I hadn’t known any better, I would have thought he was looking for something on them; a sign to prove that I hadn’t actually been at work.

“Someone’s been out late.”

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Excuse me sir. WHAT

TOM HIDDLESTON HAS A WHAT HE WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAAAAT

Oh yeah, if what I've seen is correct he sang Bare Necessities for the Friendship Works Gala (2013), and the way he says tickle is just... potential murder, look for yourself:

Sir... SIR! 😳

I remember choking on my drink the first time I watched it just

Which by the way was worse for me because I had NO IDEA the original version says tickle, to me he says "pican" like... they're spicy 🌶️... literally, Latinoamerican dub spared me for like 20 years.

You’ve done it- you crazy man you’ve done it!

Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

No❤️

I mean it’s very pretty! But no❤️

Jesus Christ

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