Cevans And Seb Had A Pact To Make It Gay And I Will Live And Die By That

PreSerum Steve: Am I going too far?

Bucky : No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Sincee multiverse is now canon AA! Steve coming and just decking MCU Steve is now a very (un)likely possibility

AA!Steve won’t ever deck anyone. He’d make MCU Steve sit through a 55-slide PowerPoint presentation explaining why he needs to get his shit together and ask Tony out already (he faked his death obviously, this is now canon because I said so).

616!Steve is going to chew into MCU Steve for abandoning his duty to protect the world by going off to play house in the past. His slight head shake, as his eyes dig directly into the other man’s soul, makes MCU Steve feel appropriately guilty.

Ults Steve will just be like, “If you aren’t tapping that ass, then move over, because I sure as hell am gonna 🗡.”

Earth 3490 Steve just gives MCU Steve a look of pure disgust for squandering away so many chances. He personally carries a very confused, but flattered, MCU Tony bridal style to bed and tucks him in, muttering angrily (and without a sense of irony) about stubborn blonds with huge sticks up their butts.

1872 Steve basically waves his pistol at everyone and says, “I’ve only had this Stark for a day and a half. If anything happens to him, I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself.”

EMH Steve is just terrified af when he sees MCU Tony because “He is smaller than my Tony, I didn’t think that was possible. What the hell Rogers, why haven’t you been covering his six all this while?!?!”

Meanwhile MCU Steve’s like, “You guys don’t understand. I’ve been trying to ask him out for six years but he’s thicker than a bed of rocks. He thinks my gestures are threats and hasn’t stopped being a cantankerous idiot for two seconds to realise I’ve been asking him to dinner almost every weekend since we met on Nick Fury’s helicarrier!”

Reki: I owe you one.

Langa: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Avengers 4: It's just been a really shitty day...

Avengers: Oh no:( hope you feel better

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Happy New Year to my followers and their lil pets who celebrate it, if not happy holidays. Stay safe!

Steve: will you vibe with each other and be homies ur whole life

Sam: bet

Bucky: bet

Steve: i now declare u bro and dude you may now hit the juul

Steve: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Bucky, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

I can’t even handle this. 

Naruto *to Sasuke*: Girls like mystery, you know?

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Sakura: So where are we going tonight?

Sasuke: None of your fucking business

controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute