The Mercs Going On A Road Trip? đź‘€

The mercs going on a road trip? đź‘€

Arguing over who gets the front seat: Heavy and scout. Heavy needs his space, Scout is childish and wants to be in the front, and Sniper is just standing there like “I’d also like the front seat please my legs dont fit” but nobody listens because he’s Sniper. Eventually the two compromise and Scout ends up in Heavy’s lap. 

Keep Scout occupied, otherwise he’ll start screaming wheels on the bus to annoy the others for the entire. ride. (Or at least until someone tapes his mouth shut, a common occurrence.)

Alternates include: Beer on the wall, tongue twisters, what’s new pussycat...

Crammed into the middle: Demoman, Pyro, Soldier. Pyro is in the very middle and is restless, eventually they fill up the other’s laps with toys and crayon drawings. Soldier is just happy his hand isn’t being cut off at the moment, and Demoman doesn’t mind as long as he has a bottle of scrumpy for the long ride ahead. 

Designated driver: Also Sniper, or Engineer (and on rare occasions miss Pauling herself). Engie can stand being in the back seat for long enough to brave the ride, but he’s still backseat driving from there, calling out directions and making sure nobody does anything dumb to get them pulled over.

Crammed into the back: Medic and Spy. Spy would rather not disclose what he saw during the road trip, but it’s safe to say there was a lot of suspicious, muffled yelling from the body bags he just had to bring along.

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4 years ago
Murder Mansplain Malewife Or Whatever That Image Says

murder mansplain malewife or whatever that image says


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3 years ago

👀 ( Also the last prompt I reblogged did get some answers! I just didn’t put them in a post since I was mostly just curious. Some were reacted to on discord, though. )

Ask me some TF2 related questions!

1. Who is my main?

2. Favorite merc?

3. Least favorite merc?

4. Casual or Competitive?

5. First map you ever played?

6. Rocket Jumping or Sticky Jumping?

7. How many hours do you have for TF2?

8. When did you start playing TF2?

9. Do you have a favorite NPC?

10. Favorite song from the TF2 soundtrack?

11. If you had to main any merc for the rest of your life, who would you choose?

12. Are you free to play or pay to play?

13. When did you start playing TF2?

14. How did you hear about TF2?

15. Favorite thing about TF2?

16. Favorite merc pet?

17. Last class you played as?

18. Last time you played?

19. Loadouts?

20. Regular Demoman or Demoknight?

21. Have you participated in any events?

22. Ever cosplayed from TF2?

23. Funniest moment while playing TF2?

24. Something you hate about playing TF2?

25. Favorite cosmetic? (Any class)

26. Favorite voice line? (Any class)

27. Favorite weapons? (Any class)

28. Favorite comic in the series?

29. Something you love about each merc?

30. How long do you think you’ll play TF2?

31. Favorite map?

32. Last map you played?

33. Favorite game mode?

34. Last game mode you played?

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Feel free to reblog!


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4 years ago

Makin’ my way downtown (the tetrology)

it’s friday, post the dancing demoman

It’s Friday, Post The Dancing Demoman

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2 years ago

I headcanon that Demo fucking LOVES Halloween and it’s the only time he really pulls out all the stops and gets reeeeeally theatric. So lemme jot down a few hcs :]

He has a list of costume ideas he wants to do in the future

He puts a lotta time and effort into his costumes for sure

He really does love theatrics he just doesn’t get into it much and uses Halloween as an excuse (even though he doesn’t need one)

I think he uses magic because that fucking rules and the whole thing about him hating magic is staged because he just wants to be able to give a reason to hate Merasmus other than the fact that he was mean to Soldier

He uses magic to make his and everyone else’s costumes more realistic

I think he also used a little magic to put on a good show for the rest of the mercs once and scared them all half to death. Maybe even all the way to death for some of them

He is no longer allowed to do that

They tell the BEST scary stories and have the added real lore from their experiences with the paranormal

He helps everyone with their costumes whenever he can because he really does enjoy it a lot

He has been directly responsible for at least one of the Halloween events the team’s dealt with and is not really sorry because it’s really fun to him

2 years ago

I think the TF2 mercs take turns giving pep talk to the team before match, and they almost equally suck at it. Soldier is too patriotic, Engie - too strategic, Spy - too pretentious, that sort of thing.

The only person whose speeches the team actually loves is Demo. He makes no sense but he puts his entire soul and pussy into it. He says shit like "Lads... Today ya have'ta ask yerself... are ya a man? Or an imitation of man? D'ya go oot there with fire in yer eye and fight in yer soul, or d'ya yield like a sorry buncha loosers?! A' say today we take all th'bombs and rockets and shove them up the BLU's arses! Thus begins our thousand year reign of blood!" and everyone loses their goddamn mind.


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2 years ago

mom said its my turn to make the silly tf2 comic

Mom Said Its My Turn To Make The Silly Tf2 Comic
Mom Said Its My Turn To Make The Silly Tf2 Comic
Mom Said Its My Turn To Make The Silly Tf2 Comic
Mom Said Its My Turn To Make The Silly Tf2 Comic
3 years ago

Hmmm, OH, how about heavy with an s/o who’s also Russian, and can’t speak English very well?

Hmmm, OH, How About Heavy With An S/o Who’s Also Russian, And Can’t Speak English Very Well?

Source: Unknown. Could be Tf2gallery?

Heavy with a Russian S/O who is not fluent in English:

- Absolutely adorable together, while he doesn’t prefer his mother land of Russia, having his S/O be from there is incredibly comforting for him. It reminds him of his mother and sisters, and is like bringing a piece of home back with him.

- On the other hand. The language barrier can get a bit annoying at times with the other mercs, as his S/O is easily overwhelmed by their questions and comments, especially if they get frustrated when trying to respond, but not knowing the words to do so.

- They constantly fire off back and forth between each other when in private, though! If one stumbles across or into Heavy’s little “library” area, (a repurposed side room meant for housing tapes that have since been burned, the shelves are lined with books that he’s collected over the years), they’ll often find Heavy and his S/O deep in philosophical conversation with each other, far swifter in Russian than in English.

- Medic, Heavy, and Spy all do their best to help teach them English, to varying degrees of success. Spy is incredibly helpful, but isn’t around enough to make a huge difference. On the other hand, Medic isn’t quite as helpful, but is a better teacher and is more than enthusiastic to help where he can. He’s often too caught up in his experiments to be there as often as Heavy, though; although his S/O is perfectly fine with being in the med bay, so long as things don’t get too hectic.

- Heavy and his S/O are virtually inseparable, though. Heavy is either glued to their side, or they’re glued to his at all times. If they’re separated on their own terms, it’s for a very good reason. If not, and you’re the reason behind it, then you’d better run. They’ll find their way back to each other no matter what cost.


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3 years ago
In Honor Of The Second Anniversary Of His Passing, I'm Leading Another Community Tribute For The Voice

In honor of the second anniversary of his passing, I'm leading another community tribute for the voice actor of TF2's Soldier, Rick May, in the form of a digital zine! If that's something you're interested in, please fill out this interest check!! We'll be accepting artists, writers and SFM/GMOD creators!

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Howdy y'all! It's Archie and I'm back at it again with another tribute for the late voice actor of TF2's Soldier, Rick May. This year's trib

Additionally, while the other mods and I are still working things out, here's a carrd full of some information to tide you guys until the Discord server is posted next week, on January 21st! It'll be posted both here on my Tumblr and on my Twitter, @/enbyfroggy :]

Thank you, Rick May
Thank you, Rick May
A tribute zine for everyone's favorite patriot.

(You can also find last year's tribute right here if you've never seen it before!)

3 years ago

The Strategist is HERE!

The Strategist Is HERE!

She’s finally here! I finally got around to making her refsheet as I didn’t really have much else I wanted to draw and artfight is just around the corner. Feel free to ask questions about her! She’s part of the fic “Ten’s a Crowd.”

Website is still a WIP!

Also, her class emblem, while initially a doodle that I wasn’t intending to keep, actually ended up becoming official because of the arrows that lead players in directions and help guide players in maps!


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4 years ago

THEY’RE SO PERFECT I-

I ACTUALLY GASPED AND STARTED CRYING A TEENSY BIT AKSDJKASJDASD??? THAT WAS SO FAST TOO!!! THESE ARE AMAZING!!!

ASDKAJSKDMXKVIXNKZDJFKZDMKCMXNJVDKZFJKZDJFKZDJFKZDJFKZNVFISHGIDJGKDG AND THE SPIDERMAN MEME POSE THAT’S SO PERFECT I-

I NEED TO DRAW THEM INTERACTING SOMEHOW ASAP GJDKFADASJ

AND- AND THEN EDITH, OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS SHES SO PERFECT AND YOU DREW HER SO WELL IN YOUR STYLE AND ITS SO ROUND AND EXPRESSIVE AND HJKFDHDKHDKJFKSDJFXNVMFGJHSDJAAJSNJKHKZJDKFJZDFJZHFEUFNJDFHSD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two Fanarts For Now!! I Got More Requests Than Expected And I Will Try To Draw As Many As Possible, But
Two Fanarts For Now!! I Got More Requests Than Expected And I Will Try To Draw As Many As Possible, But

Two fanarts for now!! I got more requests than expected and I will try to draw as many as possible, but I sadly can’t promise to draw everyone!!

Here are two adorable characters for now, Alchemist and Strategist!

THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING ME TO DRAW THEM I AM IN LOVE!!

Alchemist belongs to  @maarinblue

Strategist belongs to @tf2strategist​

Two Fanarts For Now!! I Got More Requests Than Expected And I Will Try To Draw As Many As Possible, But

Lil extra, TWO NURSES? That calls for a party!

The 2nd Nurse belongs to @/tf2strategist aswell!


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tf2strategist - I lost my medical license!
I lost my medical license!

TF2 fanblog! Based on the 10th class fic "Ten's a Crowd", AKA Meet the Strategist! Mostly general headcanons, artwork, and fic info here. READ REQUEST RULES PLEASE! ♥

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