“You Can’t Summon A Succubus Just Because You Haven’t Been Laid In A Long Time.”
“You can’t summon a succubus just because you haven’t been laid in a long time.”
Me: *Mid-summoning* “Look, either get into the sacramental lingerie and help, or find me a date.”
“ ... This has a strap-on.”
“ And? Are you in, or not? I’m not getting any less horny.”
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