We Did This.

Ok can we talk about the fact that if you do an evil run playing fable 3, the only people who come to Walter’s funeral are Logan, Jasper and Ben.

I don’t know why but I find it so sweet that Ben will stick by The Hero of Brightwall even if their evil. I love that man

Yeah so I’m gonna need the name of this fic

I'm writing a fic between Reaver and Sparrow during before reign as Queen and I need you to know that The Great TV show is literally my source of inspiration because CATHERINE AND PETER ARE REAVER AND SPARROW

FABLE TRAILER FABLE TRAILER FABLE TRAILER

WE WON GANG AND I ALREADY HAVE A THEORY.

My friend and I had a rant after we saw the trailer cuz she is the only person I know who likes the game. And I was rewatching the trailer for the 10000th time and I noticed something. Every npc that the player talks to speaks in some way. All except one, the guy who puts his hand on the hero’s shoulder when Humphrey says ‘chancers’.

Now.

I might be being delusional. Or too in love to accept anything else. But I KNOW THAT PRETTY BROWN HAIR. I KNOW THAT NOSE. And I am CONVINCED that that mf has to be my boy Reaver.

He is the only npc that doesn’t speak, even the player speaks. Reaver has the most recognisable voice in the entire franchise (Therese being closely behind) thanks to the goat that is Stephen Fry. If Reaver was in the game they wouldn’t show any voice lines, they’d wanna have a semi big reveal like they did in Fable 3. Leaving hints throughout the game before they introduce him into the story.

And with this game being set before 2 (the guild being very much alive and very much not burned) this potentially being Reaver means that’ll be before Oakvale burned. MEANING WE MIGHT SEE IT.

And the hand on shoulder? The look? THE SUNSET? ROMANTIC MUCH?

WHAT IF???? JUST WHAT IF???? The ‘her’ that Reaver talks about in his diary entries in Fable 2 is the hero we play as in this game. It’s not as likely mainly because we don’t know if the hero will be strictly female, we may get a gender selection. But imagine!!!!! I will take any excuse to romance reaver! Even if that means I’ll be killed in a town spread fire after he sacrificed me to stay a pretty boy forever!

REAVER! I SEE YOU!

bro is terminally silly

What do you mean there’s no Gotham magazine with Riddler and Penguin on the front page?

Visual representation of listening to a popular song when you heard the Weird Al version first

anyone else feel like if they made a Telltale Batman season 3, that John Doe would probably get killed off? Like I don’t want it to happen at all, I love him, but I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that they might wanna be assholes and kill him off

Don’t go baby boy 🫡

In all seriousness I don’t blame Aziraphale, I understand why he did what he did, his character is so well written, in order to fully choose Crowley he needs to finally reject heaven which is something I don’t think he’s fully done yet (hoping for a 3rd season so this can be solved). It just hurts so bad. MY HEART IS BROKEN NEIL HOW COULD YOU?!??

Aziraphale is still one of my favourite characters nothings changing that, but god that was painful to watch, Crowley you’re heart was not the only one broken I promise I’m dying

Lister: “ugh I hate Rimmer”

Anyone: “So you’re gonna move out now that the crew’s gone?”

Lister: “oh no, I’m gonna live everyday with him for 30 years, have gay dreams about passionately making out with him, then say that he’s the moon to my sun and that I’m incomplete without his presence with my life”

Anyone: …

Nah this edit is actually good😳

vid: 20sec - i spent wayy too long on this (the intro was hard i stg) and yes i am fully aware that i am a rimmer stan. enjoy!!