The Thought That It Could Have Been His Daughter Kills Me.

Reaver: it’s a white flag. And you may as well start waving it because-

Page: THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER

Reaver:

Hero of Brightwall:

Ben Finn: Good Lord…

Dance like no one is watching!

(although someone is)

WHERE?????

Still reeling that Chris and Craig talked so openly about Rimster. Legit feel emotional every time I think about it. 😭 I know it was all lighthearted and fun, but it’s still amazing.

Oh. Well that explains it

*FANGIRL SQUEALING INTENSIFIES*

[KISS HIM]

Haha look what I made

Hey you with the pretty face

Welcome to the human race!

REAVER’S VEGAN?!!??

People also eat balervines and use their spleen for beer 😳 Also I find it funny that reaver is a vegan, and has a secret society where balverines are protected from outside forces 🧐

D :  HUH?? THEY DO WHAT?????

I DID NOT KNOW THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

actually while I remember, ive heard the reaver is a vegan thing around but i dont know where it comes from? I am super curious though, if someone could tell me I would really appreciate it : O !! 

balverines should be protected!!! can’t believe reaver is right about something,

Why does Reaver have a random ass Rabbit?why does he have 2 chickens in his house?Better yet. Why does he have a random ass Rabbit and 2 chickens in his secret bdsm dungeon?????

Are they his pets? Do they have names? When did he get them? Why did he get them? WHY ARE THEY IN THE HIDDEN CHRISTIAN GREY ‘PLEASURE ROOM’???? PETER MOLYNEUX I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS!!!

So Walter and I are on our way to the mourningwood fort and we’re fighting hobbes and Walter goes “smart enough to use magic but not smart enough to wear their pants the right way round, how do you explain that?” And instinctively I said “Easy, Ben Finn.”