-core Pitch:

He’s a “minamifish”

is anyone gonna make a "what '-core' are you" quiz or do I have to do everything myself

Nobody:

Every introverted child to someone they didn't like:

HISSS ....or was this just me

gays be loving plants

This little demon is Ginger don’t let her looks fool you she’s out for blood.

It currently winter but it’s 82 degrees outside and I want a refund

• “I stayed at my girlfriends house for three days, come back and it’s been three hundred years. Also I have to stay on this horse or I’ll die or something.”

Concept: a temping/job placement agency specifically founded to help people who are having trouble finding employment due to supernatural interference in their lives.

“I’ve been held captive in a fairy mound for the past seven years, so not only is there a gap in my resume but my coding knowledge is way out of date now.”

“I’m under a curse from the bog witch and I can only work during daylight hours because at sunset I turn into an alligator.”

“I’m a statue who was brought to life by a love goddess last week and I’m not entirely sure what a ‘job’ is but I’m told that I need one?”

day 4: Freeze

Reading Classics be like:

Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?