I Used To Have Geese So Here’s A Tip For Everyone:

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

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The Beast Of Bodmin Moor, Also Known As The Beast Of Bodmin (Cornish: Best Goon Brenn) Is A Phantom Wild
The Beast Of Bodmin Moor, Also Known As The Beast Of Bodmin (Cornish: Best Goon Brenn) Is A Phantom Wild
The Beast Of Bodmin Moor, Also Known As The Beast Of Bodmin (Cornish: Best Goon Brenn) Is A Phantom Wild
The Beast Of Bodmin Moor, Also Known As The Beast Of Bodmin (Cornish: Best Goon Brenn) Is A Phantom Wild
The Beast Of Bodmin Moor, Also Known As The Beast Of Bodmin (Cornish: Best Goon Brenn) Is A Phantom Wild

The Beast of Bodmin Moor, also known as the Beast of Bodmin (Cornish: Best Goon Brenn) is a phantom wild cat purported to live in Cornwall, England. Bodmin Moor became a centre of purported sightings after 1978, with occasional reports of mutilated slain livestock; the alleged panther-like cats of the same region came to be popularly known as the Beast of Bodmin Moor. In general, scientists reject such claims because of the improbably large numbers necessary to maintain a breeding population and because climate and food supply issues would make such purported creatures' survival in reported habitats unlikely. (Wikipedia sourced).

Sorry, I can't come Im busy listening to songs and imagining how I would animate them but never actually animating them

I would literally die for Hearthstone

Reblog if you are 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.

why did we stop drawing ridiculous looking sea monsters on our maps after we chartered the world's oceans. what did you do to my boys.

This Little Demon Is Ginger Don’t Let Her Looks Fool You She’s Out For Blood.

This little demon is Ginger don’t let her looks fool you she’s out for blood.

stuff I like

- when the person kidnapped by the villain is all ‘no one’s going to come for me’ and 

- someone does, but it’s the person they’d least expect

- EVERYONE COMES because wow, maybe I am depressed because I didn’t think I knew this many people, much less that they liked me

- no one comes and the villain gets pissed on their captive’s behalf and treats them better than their former associates did

- they rescue themselves and everyone’s so impressed but the person yells because I AM CAPABLE AND YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST NOTICED I’D BEEN KIDNAPPED

- they get rescued by a deus ex machina, preferably their dad/mom/grandma/old associate who is exponentially cooler than the heroes 

basically, I like it when people get rescued and get validation

• “I stayed at my girlfriends house for three days, come back and it’s been three hundred years. Also I have to stay on this horse or I’ll die or something.”

Concept: a temping/job placement agency specifically founded to help people who are having trouble finding employment due to supernatural interference in their lives.

“I’ve been held captive in a fairy mound for the past seven years, so not only is there a gap in my resume but my coding knowledge is way out of date now.”

“I’m under a curse from the bog witch and I can only work during daylight hours because at sunset I turn into an alligator.”

“I’m a statue who was brought to life by a love goddess last week and I’m not entirely sure what a ‘job’ is but I’m told that I need one?”

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