Hobbies Include:

Crystal Castles

Magic Spells

new cryptid

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

my boss in 2040: *attempts to administer an electroshock to my government planted microchip as a sign that they want me to increase my productivity*

me, who has spent all of my facebook credits on completely replacing my flesh, bones and organs with machinery in an attempt to gain BillGates Version 2.11′s favor: *short circuits and dies instantly*

the government mandated McDonalds™ drone that monitors everyone who lives in my district: *immediately liquidates my assets and uploads a copy of my brain into a holding cell located in VR Farmville in order to reprimand me for dying on the clock*

well bongo bongo jingle jangle hacking whacking smacking  what if there was a place with all the zip of play it again Johnny atom bomb baby I'm a wanderer

and chopping that meat

From fb omg

Hey guys, Did you pre-order Fallout 4 yet?

It’s gonna be really good! You can build houses wherever!

asbestos removal specialist, bastard and soundcloud rapper