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Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

just getting this ready for e3

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

A Donald Noise™ that was too good not to share

I'm pretty sure my BF is one of the only Genji players who doesn't spam 'i need healing' and actually is a team player

i’ll be impressed when your bf does this

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hi everyone im back on this site after many years and im a communist now. can anyone tell me what is going on on here

my boss in 2040: *attempts to administer an electroshock to my government planted microchip as a sign that they want me to increase my productivity*

me, who has spent all of my facebook credits on completely replacing my flesh, bones and organs with machinery in an attempt to gain BillGates Version 2.11′s favor: *short circuits and dies instantly*

the government mandated McDonalds™ drone that monitors everyone who lives in my district: *immediately liquidates my assets and uploads a copy of my brain into a holding cell located in VR Farmville in order to reprimand me for dying on the clock*