What The HELL Is Naruto Doing With His Arms

Bros

my favorite customer service slip ups

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

*sighs and brings out this image for the millionth tine*

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Roses are red,

We had to cancel prom,

“I could fix him”; “I could make him worse!” Why??????? Why all this DIY???? I just wanna stand over his shoulder and see what he can possibly fuck up next

My teacher: you can't use Wikipedia as a source, it's not reliable

Me, who edited the Karl Marx anime article to say he was into vore and had it changed back within 10 minutes: