Civic Duty

this the only platform i have to post this joke

I’m going to follow 1 lucky absorber

i'm going to absorb 1 lucky follower

I believe all durges are valid because I believe there’s nothing Gortash would not fuck.

I have this IRL truck, this truck you see, and I’m slowly trying to draw him as a transformer

I wanted him to kind of look like a nervous baby cow (?)

The check engine light randomly cycles on because of an issue with my gas cap, so I lovingly included it in his face, mwah

[Science AU] let’s do science experiments together

can't stop thinking about how dame aylin is literally a homophobic father's worst nightmare. 7ft tall lesbian with a bigass sword walks in, makes your daughter swoon, whisks her away and turns her against you, kills you and stomps on your head until she's essentially making wine and then celebrates by treating your daughter to a several day fuckathon. nobody's doing it like her

That pretty, French Alouette song is great, except there’s a birthday version I’ve heard at restaurants growing up that replaces the lyrics “Alouette, gentile alouette” with “happy birthday, happy happy birthday,” and at the end of that verse they scream “DO WE HAVE A BIRTHDAY HERE,” and you, the audience, are supposed to respond “yes we have a birthday here,” and now whenever I have that pretty, French Alouette song in my head, it’s rudely punctuated by my mind conjuring a birthday query at a volume unacceptable for human sanity

HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL