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Clexacoon Pocket Tee Giveaway!

OKIEDOKIE I am doing a Clexacoon Pocket Tee giveaway. These are shirts that had some minor imperfections on the pocket part of the print. A little thing of thread got stuck, and left it white where color should be. For the most part they still look great! 

These shirts are Unisex tees. I have 2 Medium sized shirts, and one XL shirt. If you need sizing information, redbubble unisex shirts are a good reference.

Rules:

-Like and reblog this! (you don’t have to follow me, but it’s nice if you do)

-Please be 18yo+

-Winner has to be comfortable with giving me their shipping address (Worldwide shipping is ok)

If  you already have a shirt from Clexacon, please give others that didn’t go a chance. I’m going to select a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winner. Since I only have those 2 sizes left, first place gets first choice, etc.

ENDS 12AM APRIL 21.

Honestly I recommend everyone learn just a littttle bit of CSS because it really is powerful and just makes bits and pieces of your internet experience more convenient.

Right now I'm cataloguing recipes I've really enjoyed, just trying to get them all in one place. Many of these are instagram recipes and, because I don't trust link rot (aka the possibility that the instagram link goes dead one day), I'm including a screenshot of the recipe along with the link.

But instagram on desktop... looks like this

(Link, for credit. It's a good recipe)

I obviously could just copy-paste the recipe out of there. But a screenshot would be cleaner for how I'm cataloguing these.

And as-is, I'd have to scroll the whole height of that small right-side window about 4 times to fit it all.

But actually... I can just resize that div holding that whole right-side content

Basically I

hit f12 to open the dev tools

clicked the element finder

clicked on an element inside the recipe side

followed it up the tree until I found the element holding the whole recipe side (do this by hovering the div in the dev tools panel way on the right, then hovering upward and up until I find the element which is the highest up that still only contains the recipe-side content)

in the element.style part, set "width: 1000px" and "height: 1500px"

(I notice the width seems to still be less than 1000px, even though it got bigger)

likely suggests there's an element above it with a max-width set

go up the tree higher until I find the element with the max-width and uncheck that style

screenshot ready

Maybe that sounded complicated but it took me probably 20-30 seconds

And this isn't just about screenshotting recipes like.

website with an annoying gif? select gif, delete gif

do you want a clean screenshot of a digital receipt for record-keeping without a large company banner or irrelevant information? delete unnecessary elements, adjust widths, screenshot

SOMETIMES, you can bypass paywalls if they're relying on something like overflow: hidden, or an overlay in the way, or some JS that runs (you can disable JS in the dev tools)

lost the jpg/png file you used for your profile picture and size doesn't totally matter? grab it from the img src while logged in. (you might even be able to find it in a bigger size by changing the url query parameters)

color contrast on an article really bad? find and change background color. find and change font color

want to make a funny fake screenshot without learning photoshop? just edit the page content in the dev tools

This isn't about like being good enough to write scripts or browser extensions. Really if you just have some basic HTML/CSS understanding a hat worth of tricks, you can make so many little adjustments in your favor.

Clexa fic recs

I had an anon ask for clexa fic recs so I just figured I would create a list divided into 100 universe and modern au fics of a few that are my favs (by no means is it exhaustive. I have tons of favs). I’m gonna add some little descriptive tags under each. They are in no particular order btw. 

Yes, I do know that a lot of people in the fandom already know about these fics but some don’t so yeah that’s why I’m posting. Also I really want people to send me fic recs (please no Lexa g!p, that’s not my thing) so here’s a good idea of some stuff I’ve already read. 

One last thing, since these were placed on a public forum, ao3, I didn’t think authors would mind my sharing them here. That being said, if you are one of the authors of one of the fics I recommend and you want it removed just message me. Now, let the fun begin. 

The 100 “canon” universe 

“Peace with a Price” by Enyn_Skyeward

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6063703?view_full_work=true  

war, pike, aden, polis 

All is Fair by  Knapes  

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5970772?view_full_work=true

marriage, cute, also tragedy, Abby, Octavia, Raven, Kane, suspense 

can’t fight the friction (so ease it off) by caelzorah and hyoidbone

http://archiveofourown.org/works/3505976

smut, explicit, clexy sexy, dominant clarke, sub Lexa, super hot

Down to the Second by commandmetobewell

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5989825

cute, aden, fluff, love, some clexy sexy

Found Love in Polis by awriterofthings

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6164664?view_full_work=true

fluff, abby, octavia, raven, marriage, polis, love 

Part I: Jus Drein Jus Daun (followed by part 2:) Part II: Re-Writing History by  HedaQueenslayer 

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6167455/chapters/14130895

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6167596/chapters/14131366

roan, love, soulmates, war, memories, fluff, smut, pretty much everything you could ever want 

the love language by  geralehane

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6085659/chapters/13948707

cute, fluff, nicknames, funny, love, trigedasleng 

Modern AU

Fight Me (followed by part 2:) Fight Me ‘Til the Sun Rises by fairytaleslayer  

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4131415/chapters/9314764 http://archiveofourown.org/works/4872511/chapters/11170180 married, timeline, history of their relationship, kids, love, feels, fluff, one of my all time favs, lawyer and nurse 

“We’re So Damn Late” by  Waitingforjust3 

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6138369 

super smut, explicit,  super hot, lawyer lexa, drippin’ inappropro sexiness, takin care of business, don’t judge me 

“Anything if you’ll smile like that every day.” by Luxstoryteller

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6171019

worried lexa, nurse Clarke, puppies, kitties, pets, fluff

Clarke and Lexa: Extended One-shots by TheQuaz aka @thequaz

this one has a mix of modern and the 100 universe one-shots

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6222394?view_full_work=true

modern, the 100 universe, clexy sexy smut, explicit, cute, fluff

Something’s Electric in Your Blood by  orangeyouglad8

http://archiveofourown.org/works/4919539/chapters/11287063

cute, school, flirty, love 

how can you not love kids lmao

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

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