Astarion Is Just Scanlan But In A Different Font And I Love It About Them Both

(just memes and crack and a bit of cursing)

All of you (me included) be riding Buggy's head like there's no tomorrow in your fics. But there IS tomorrow. And just imagine the aftermath of it.

All crew on deck, debriefing plans for the upcoming Nami rescue mission. You casually drinking your morning tea/coffee while leaning on the railing, Buggy's head close to you on a barrel, whistling some tune, being an annoying (but strangely satisfied) brat.

Usopp gives the two of you a confused glance; Zoro doesn't even flinch, pretending to ignore anything but Luffy's speech; Sanji makes a distasteful grimace at Buggy. And Luffy is being Luffy, completely unfazed by the weird intimacy between you two.

Usopp, being the man of curiosity, bluntly asks "Why're you so okay being THAT close to HIM?"

Mouth full of your drink you can't quickly reply something witty.

So Buggy does it for you. In his Buggy style, of course. And a VERY suggestive wink, as a cherry on top.

"Oh, we were MUCH closer than that last night."

You choke THAT INSTANT. Your drink nearly spilling out of your nose as you proceed to cough your lungs out.

All while Usopp's jaw drops, Zoro raises his eyebrow, giving you a BOMBASTIC and CRIMINAL OFFENSIVE side eye, and Sanji gripping his head in utter shock and silently mouthing to you "did you fuck a clown?!"

And Luffy again being Luffy, just looking between everyone, completely oblivious to Buggy's implications.

"I don't get it, can someone explain?"

Your face now red from embarrassment, as you glance down at Buggy, whose grin is so wide it could possibly break his face in half. And you once again don't get a chance to dismiss this mess he started, because the guys quickly do it for you. In unison.

Usopp, panicking, "DoN't wOrrY abOut It!!"

Zoro, shaking his head, "Leave it to the adults."

Sanji, in a sweet chirp, "Do you want some meatloaf? Let's go make one RIGHT NOW!"

Upon hearing "meat" Luffy loses all interest to you and Buggy, cheerfully following after Sanji into the kitchen. However, Zoro and Usopp stay, both eyeing you with blank stares. Buggy's shit eating grin still there, your own embarrassment is hidden on the bottom of your cup.

Zoro, tone indifferent, "...did you really..?"

Buggy, expression smug, "Would you like to hear the deets?-"

You, now wishing you suffocated him between your thighs last night, "HOW ABOUT A SILENT GAME FOR THE REST OF THIS MORNING?!"

how about we start saying STINKY 👺 when we ADORE them and MY LITTLE MEOW MEOW when we DESPISE them ???

Listen I feel like the question if he ever sucked his own dick while detaching his head has the same answer as “Do people pee in the shower?” It’s yes. It’s obviously yes. But obviously yes in the sense that you don’t mention it, ever, unless you’re with him and try to actually get into those pants as well or you are both extremly drunk. If you do the latter he’ll bark out a laugh and says “Well what do you think?” Before he’ll open his arms in a theatrical manner and gestures to himself “Best head you’ll ever get on the grand line. I’d know! I have high standards.” Making you double over with laughter and spill half of your drink.

(Regret is gonna set in the next morning “God I have a head like an anchor….fuck….fuck god please god tell me I left it at giving head and not the other places you can stick it”)

Genuinely made me wheeze, because i completely forgot i posted that 😭😭😭

Thought of him trying Earthrealm clothing on 😪

i stand with my canceled wife

because of what if..? 2×01 i'm now thinking about an au where that nebula meets nebula from 1×02 because THAT nebula has the energy of a vixen sidekick from old noir detective movies which perfectly accompanies 2×01 nebula who has the energy of deckard from blade runner (the whole episode has that dark cyberpunk theme, it's insanely good)

mind you, i'm a simp for this woman, i NEED to see them together-

Mmm..

My mind just goes blank every time i see stuff like that, it's so funny i can't even-

Babe wake up, new stupid screenshot of Miguel just dropped

+ a dumb meme

Cyberpunk 2077 Character reference Template

@myz-wykkyd asked and I delivered! >> Template download << There is two PSD files in archive with template in two colors, but it has lot of layers so you can recolor it to your own theme, if you want. All the layers are labeled and archive has ReadMe file with info and useful links. Feel free to tag/DM me if you have questions!

Good luck navigating all the layers...

I hope I didn't make 100500 typos or mistakes organizing all this for public use. If there is any, I'm sorry, I'm trying my best with english.

"This is called the "Rippling Sword". "Rippling Ophelia"… Great name, don't you think? But it's not too well known yet. Because most of the people who've seen it are dead."

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The frame is on amazon btw :)